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    Default Johnny Knoxville almost loses the family jewels in Jackass stunt

    Johnny Knoxville had a little accident recently.



    Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting “Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel.” Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!
    —Johnny Knoxville

    source: a message from johnny knoxville | jackass blog | jackassworld
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    Oh my fucking God. That might not be a Jackass event I won't be watching on TV.

    I mean.... Jesus. Fuck.

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    Ouch! Holy mot-...... that looks painful
    Get better Johnny
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    Johnny is a very dirty boy and I appreciate all his efforts to make me cringe and laugh at him. Get better soon Johnny!

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    There's GOT to be an easier way for him to make a living. Jesus.
    This is nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olivia720 View Post
    There's GOT to be an easier way for him to make a living. Jesus.
    This is nasty.

    Wasn't he supposed to be the next big thing as an actor? What happened to his film career?

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    ^

    Jessica Simpson ruined it
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonjaLasagna View Post
    Johnny is a very dirty boy and I appreciate all his efforts to make me cringe and laugh at him. Get better soon Johnny!
    Echo that!

    Love those naughty boys... FUCK that looks painful!

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    I have a little crush on Johnny so I hope his balls get better
    Jackass is pretty funny, although it made me cringe... I watch it because of Johnny... can't stand Steve-o or that 'part boy'..
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    I watched this show once, & will never watch it again. I didn't like anything about it. I just don't get it.... it's 30 minutes of nothing.
    & not a single fuck was given...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCkissesx View Post
    I have a little crush on Johnny so I hope his balls get better
    Jackass is pretty funny, although it made me cringe... I watch it because of Johnny... can't stand Steve-o or that 'part boy'..

    Party Boy pwns everything in this universe.

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    I'm surprised he still has nuts lol. Last time he was here doing a show he stappled his nuts to his thigh.
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    Torn urethra. *shudders violently*
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    Look at all that blood, eeek.

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    I know, that picture/description made me shudder to think of the pain...and I'm a chick! Can't even imagine what it would be like...
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