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    Talking Jamie Lynn Spears wants sex: "It's cool, I'm pregnant. I can't get pregnant again!"

    JAMIE LYNN IS SMOOTH, SLUTTY


    At first this story in Star may seem far fetched but then you remember that it's about a Spears and the whole family is a plague of fuckups and then it all makes sense. Let's skip to the best part.
    Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!"
    The story says other things about her getting drunk all the time and drinking to escape her life as a famous hillbilly, and about her cheating on the father of her little'in, but that was all just build up to, "It's cool, I'm pregnant. I can't get pregnant again!" But please donít think I'm being critical. No, no not at all. We need more progressive thinking whores like this. Dr. Science there is right. You can't get double pregnant, so now, hey, no rules. She's 16 and knocked up and that means it's time to discover the pleasures of life, baby.
    JAMIE LYNN IS SMOOTH, SLUTTY - What Would Tyler Durden Do

    God the Spears clan is great for entertainment!

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    Yeah, Lynne probably figures the same thing...she can't get pregnant again, so what's the harm in leaving her in Kentwood while she takes care of the main meal ticket.

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    You couldn't make this shit up! Wow.

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    Well what I really want to know is whether that pick-up line worked?? Would that turn guys off or be an incentive to knock some (already knocked-up) boots??

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    I was wondering the same thing Bee...I wonder what happened next

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    I see a new siggy for someone.

    I gotta say, I think she is much cuter than Britney.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Well what I really want to know is whether that pick-up line worked?? Would that turn guys off or be an incentive to knock some (already knocked-up) boots??
    Of course, does any guy turn down sex with a slut?

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    She needs to hook up with the "I need to fuck a pussy" guy.

    And they say romance is dead.

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    I don't think most guys will turn down sex from a famous slut. If anything, he can say he "did" someone famous.
    "The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips

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    That'd be awesome if she happened to concieve while pregnant, and when she gave birth, it'd be like the nurse from South Park and the baby would have a dead fetus on it's face.

    ...

    Ok, maybe not necesserally awesome, but.... Oh fuck it, that'd be awesome.

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    what a freakshow family.

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    Idiot.

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    Excuse me, I'm going to go look for a desk to hit my head on.
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    "Haha, this way if you give me an STD, the baby could come out blind, or even die.

    "So, you know, its cool."
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