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    Default Jennifer Aniston's secret Valentine

    Jen's Secret Valentine

    February 13, 2008



    Jennifer Aniston has a secret Valentine! Someone has left a bouquet of flowers on her doorstep every day for the past month!

    Mary Beth Jimenez, who is a dog walker for one of Jen’s neighbors passes her home every day. She said: “I walk by every morning and see beautiful flowers sitting by the gate. There’s always a card with them.

    “Everyone knows this has been going on for weeks now, but only Jennifer knows who is sending them – and she’s not saying.”
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    Hmmm...does this mystery person call her JENNI
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    Aniston has a secret Valentine like she has hit movies. She's sending them to herself or stealing them from the cemetery. She's a stage-three psycho.

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    She looks like she has a five o'clock shadoe. That's out Maniston.
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Yeah, her valentine is her hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Aniston has a secret Valentine like she has hit movies. She's sending them to herself or stealing them from the cemetery. She's a stage-three psycho.
    Her CHIN sent her those flowers!!!
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    How pathetic is this story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSDiva View Post
    Her CHIN sent her those flowers!!!
    I second that! I mean only a Chin could love her.....uh....CHIN...
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxmobster View Post
    I second that! I mean only a Chin could love her.....uh....CHIN...
    maybe it was rumer .. you know, as long as there's a perceived hope for one ...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Aniston has a secret Valentine like she has hit movies. She's sending them to herself or stealing them from the cemetery. She's a stage-three psycho.
    She's probably stealing them from all the new mommies at the hospital.

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    I bet Courtney is sending them to her LOL
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    Bullshit - isn't she out of town filming her latest mediocre film? Her Valentine would know that, right....

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    Maybe Brad left it for her because he's tired of Angelina and realized that Jen is her true love. Admit it... we're all JELLUZ.


    haha just messin!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSDiva View Post
    Her CHIN sent her those flowers!!!
    Hey, the Chin knows that if Aniston's not happy, then nobody is.

    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    She's probably stealing them from all the new mommies at the hospital.
    Right after she boils the Easter Bunny in a pot and screams that her Chin won't be ignored.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCkissesx View Post
    I bet Courtney is sending them to her LOL
    That's what I thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCkissesx View Post
    I bet Courtney is sending them to her LOL


    That pic up there of her is SO bad.
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