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    Default Katie Holmes soon to move to new cell

    TomKat's Big Move








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    The Scientology Celebrity Centre is about lose its most famous residents!

    No, no one's converting, but Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are moving out. Currently shacking up in one of the Centre's apartments, the couple will change their address on Mar. 1 when they move into their new Beverly Hills mansion.

    "Mar. 1 is D-Day," a source close to the two tells OK!. "Katie is especially anxious to have all the work done and be moved in."

    Although the home was move-in ready when they bought it, the do wanted to add a state-of-the-art security system as well as refurnish and redecorate the entire house.

    "Katie's interests in fashion and art are really coming into play. You can see her influences throughout," the source adds.

    OK! Magazine - First for Celebrity News - TomKat's Big Move
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    One notable feature will be extra outlets in all the rooms where Katiebot can plug in her faithful vibrator without sacrificing other appliances.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Wait!

    What? They lived at the Scientology Celebrity Center?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    One notable feature will be extra outlets in all the rooms where Katiebot can plug in her faithful vibrator without sacrificing other appliances.
    220 volts, I'm sure. With their own circuit breakers.

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    yeah she has such great taste..um okay
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    I'm sure the new house will be "amazing". And fantastic, and incredible.

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    Whoopedy-shit.

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    Everything's going to be brown with ribbons, just like the holiday cards she "designed".

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    Here's an exclusive preview of TomKat's sleeping quarters with extra spaces for Co$ goons.

    If all the women in this place were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be surprised - Dorothy Parker

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    I would have thought she'd go for the sit-up version. This bitch looks like her clit is getting blasted by that light, she's so fucking happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Here's an exclusive preview of TomKat's sleeping quarters with extra spaces for Co$ goons.

    I can believe that's Tom's sleeping quarters, considering it's all guys.
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    Katie has gone so muscular these days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    Katie has gone so muscular these days
    Tommy likes her more now that she looks "manly"
    Don't worry about what other people think. They don't do it very often.

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    I'm sure the move in ready house that needed redecoration anyway had NOTHING to do with the fact that Wee Tom could move his bride into the Sci Center for months on end for some serious indoctornation. I'm sure that didn't happen. *Ahem*



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    you never hear her talking about scientology at all. i find that odd.
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