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    Twisted heiress Paris Hilton hates kittens, especially her shivering, terrified cat Prada, who has "rarely been held or socialized" according to the Kris Kelly Foundation. The foundation let Hilton adopt the innocent kitten in May and has been witness to her heartless cruelty ever since. Cat-hating Hilton didn't neuter Prada for more than six months, and then when she finally took him in she forgot about helpless Prada and abandoned him at the vet for a week until he was rescued by the Kris Kelly Foundation. WORSE STILL: "There were unconfirmed reports that all of Paris’ animals, including Prada, were in her Los Angeles home with no one living on the premises for months at a time, save a housekeeper going in to feed the animal." AND THIS IS THE HARVARD WOMAN OF THE YEAR?? Hilton's lame excuse, followed by the Kris Kelly Foundation's outraged press release, and bonus archival cat video, after the jump.


    Paris' reps have been quoted saying she thought the kitty would be delivered home from the vet, like a pizza. But that hardly blunts the Kris Kelly Foundation's allegations:
    PARIS HILTON ABANDONS PRADA THE CAT. RESCUE GROUP COMES TO PARADA’S AID AND RECLAIMS HIM.










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    When Paris Hilton adopted an adorable kitten that she named Prada from the Kris Kelly Foundation last May she was told that she needed to have him neutered by six months of age. When the foundation learned, just two weeks ago, that Prada had yet to be neutered and that there were unconfirmed reports that all of Paris’ animals, including Prada, were in her Los Angeles home with no one living on the premises for months at a time, save a housekeeper going in to feed the animals, Kris Kelly, the foundation’s founder became alarmed and concerned. After reaching an assistant it was agreed that Prada would be dropped off to be neutered at a local vet’s office. Paris’ housekeeper left the cat at the vet on Wednesday January 30th but neither Paris Hilton nor any of her staff ever went back to get Prada. He was simply abandoned at the vet’s office!



    “We gave Ms. Hilton every opportunity to do the right thing for Prada but she failed to comply and then abandoned him. After seven days no-one from her household has even contacted us or the vet’s office to check on the well being and whereabouts of poor Prada. We now have Prada in a foster home and have no intention of giving him back to Ms. Hilton. She has proved to be a negligent pet owner.” Kris Kelly announced today.



    The foundations president, Linzi Glass had this to add; “Being a pet owner requires a level of responsibility and maturity. It is clear that Ms. Hilton lacks the maturity to take care of anyone or anything but herself. It is our belief that rescue animals need extra love and attention. Prada is a scared and frightened cat who clearly has rarely been held or socialized.”




    Monsters: Paris Hilton Loses Her Pussy

    Useless selfish heartless whore!
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    I thought the title said 'Paris Hilton loves pussy' and I was here to say 'DUH'.

    What a bitch!

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    This is the answer to the blind a while back.
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    Is not neutering/spaying a cat by 6 months in and of itself abusive? If so, then I reckon I'm abusive. I'd like to get one more litter out of my mother kitty before she's fixed....she makes gorgeous kittens.

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    hey, look at the bright side - at least she adopted and didn't go to a pet store... no?
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissDecember View Post
    Is not neutering/spaying a cat by 6 months in and of itself abusive? If so, then I reckon I'm abusive. I'd like to get one more litter out of my mother kitty before she's fixed....she makes gorgeous kittens.
    Most rescues do it before the animal leaves the rescue.. ours gives you a coupon for money off and it is on record so they know when you have it done.. and if you don't they call.. that's the deal you can have this kitty but you MUST spay and neuter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissDecember View Post
    Is not neutering/spaying a cat by 6 months in and of itself abusive? If so, then I reckon I'm abusive. I'd like to get one more litter out of my mother kitty before she's fixed....she makes gorgeous kittens.
    I am guessing they say 6 months because they want them spayed/neutered before they mature sexually. Once a female cat starts going into heat, it happens every month and they're quite loud and obnoxious about wanting to get pregnant! And the male cats will start "spraying" their territory, so your furniture (and nose) will thank you if you get them fixed before this starts happening.

    Do you have a pure-bred cat? Or do you just like the kittens? Because...no offense intended, but there are enough mutt kittens out there waiting to be adopted. Why produce more?

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    ITA with trixiebelle. My mother and I set live traps for the cats that congregate in certain areas and take them to SNAP or is it SNAPP... too many animals without homes.
    Paris Hilton is a useless piece of shit.

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    She shouldn't be allowed to own animals

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    She shouldn't be allowed to own animals
    Exactly. They are like toys to her.

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    She should have been abandoned in jail. What a disgusting piece of shit.
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    Love the thread title. My mind went right to the gutter.

    And Paris should LOSE her pussy, since it's probably a hazardous waste site bubbling up with new strains of Herpes and Ebola.

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    ^^yeah someone needs to put an iron locked protector over her crotch and throw away the key. Imagine all the new strains of diseases that could be prevented from spreading, plus then she would never be allowed to breed. The only thing worse than Parisite would be Parisite offspring.

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    if she couldn't get a crotchful, she'd settle for a mouthful...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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