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    Bobby Brown has done alot of crazy things in his lifetime…and this time this is the craziest of them all.

    The 39-year-old singer Bobby Brownwas caught on on camera trying to urinate on Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider on the U.S. Big Brother-style country music show ‘Gone Country’. The ‘Don’t Be Cruel’ chart-topper walked up to Snider in his sleep and dropped his pants.

    “I’m laying in my bed and all of a sudden I hear Bobby Brown stirring. He started walking over to my night table and he was getting his junk out. First of all I thought I was going to be raped by Bobby Brown then I was like, ‘He’s going to pee on me.’ I started snapping my fingers to get his attention and Im shouting, ‘Bobby, Bobby, Bobby - that’s the toilet over there. Next thing he headed to the door of the room and was about to pee there - so Im shouting no, no. His next stop was our closet, I was picturing him splraying all our clothes down, I’m like, no no! Finally he went into the bathroom and heard it hit water, rather than tile or wall.”

    An apologetic Brown said: “This sleepwalking has been bothering me for years. I need help. If there’s anyone out there who helps sleepwalkers who pee, please call me.”
    Bobby Brown…it’s okay…I’ve known people that like to pee in the fridge at night…but only when they are drunk. Can’t help you on that one.

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    Putrid.

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    Bobby probably pisses crack and then smokes it up again. Dee Snyder should have hit him in the nose with a rolled up newspaper to housetrain him.

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    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    I pissed myself and I can't get up.


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    This thread is seven levels of wrong.

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    I hate to say it, but it is possible. I'm a sleepwalker myself, though it only happens once in a blue moon. I once went through the adjoining bathroom into our suitemate's room in college and climbed in bed with her, on the list of most embarrassing experiences EVER (Waking up to her screaming at me...wheee) I can clearly remember 'dreaming'(Not Rem dreaming, but the tricks your brain play when you're on the brink of sleep and wakefulness) that I was getting into my own bed.

    So its possible he thought he was in the bathroom. Or, you know, its possible this is a publicity stunt to try to get people to watch this sorry-ass reality TV show.
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    Hilarious!

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    I think Dee and Bobby trying to sing country music is funnier than this story.

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    Sleepwalkers who pee

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    I know someone who did that as a kid, and did it again when he drank to much. I wonder if women do it less because we almost always go in a bathroom, whereas men go anywhere, meaning, their brains are less likely to make them feel weird/alert them to peeing in unacceptable places.
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    why am i not surprised by this headline

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    I have to admit, that Bobby and Witney reality show was funny!!! I wish it was still on!
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    Geebus, his pee would stink and burn too.

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