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    Default Charlotte Church donates money to "Star Wars" church

    Church donates £5,000 to Welsh Jedi church

    Monday, February 11 2008, 12:06 GMT
    By Alex Fletcher, Entertainment Reporter
    Rex Features

    Charlotte Church has reportedly donated £5,000 to a Star Wars-themed church in Wales.

    Two brothers, Barney and Daniel Jones from Anglesey, asked the singer for the cash to help complete their plans for a Church of the Jedi on the island.

    Barney told the Daily Star: "As children we always watched the Star Wars films. And we noticed that there were a couple of sites on the internet, Jedi Church sites.

    "Now we canít wait to make a UK church where like-minded people can worship. My brother and I will wear the Jedi robes - the dark brown ones. The congregation will be in black, to bring a sense of unity to the meetings.

    "The services will include sermons on The Force, light saber training, and meditation techniques."

    Church's partner Gavin Henson was reportedly unsure about the investment initially but is now backing his girlfriend's decision.

    A source commented: "To begin with, he was a bit baffled. But thereís no point in him stopping her. He canít win.

    "Heís amused by her eccentric decision and is behind her all the way. Barney and Daniel are determined to make her money go as far as possible. And they are eternally grateful to her for funding their dream."
    Showbiz - News - Church donates £5,000 to Welsh Jedi church - Digital Spy
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    This is too creepy for me. I wonder how George Lucas feels.

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    Replace Darth Vader with Xenu and she ripe for the pickin'. I wonder if they get tax exempt status??

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    Whatever.
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    LOL better than Scientology
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    I'd be more willing to give my money to the Star Wars church than a Christian one (of course, in reality, I wouldn't give a cent to either).

    Nobody ever bombed an abortion clinic or committed a hate crime because it's the way of the Jedi.
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    I've always thought the force was based on Buddhism......like Chi, it flows through everything
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    I'm a bit rusty.

    I could use a little light saber training

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    This is too creepy for me. I wonder how George Lucas feels.

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