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    Default Gwyneth Paltrow wants a brand-new Brooklyn baby

    Gwyneth Paltrow spent the weekend strolling through NYC with one of her adorable blondies on each arm. Her little ones are already making fashion statements with their striped leggings and mini Pumas love it. Apple and Moses are growing up so fast, and their parents are already thinking about a new baby. Last month, Gywneth said she'd like to have two kids in a row again, but she's also warming up to adoption. She said, "We might get one from Brooklyn. No baby is more helpless than another baby. And I'm a New York girl." Obviously adopting a baby is a wonderful thing to do and while Gwyn's intentions are good, we couldn't help but laugh out loud at this quote.




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    "We might get one from Brooklyn. No baby is more helpless than another baby. And I'm a New York girl."

    Geez, sounds more like used car shopping or apartment hunting.
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    adorable blondies???

    I'd say that's a bit of a stretch.

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    I think she's already preggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater Tot View Post
    adorable blondies???

    I'd say that's a bit of a stretch.
    yes, I was thinking how unattractive those little kids were too
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    Um does Brooklyn have an unwanted baby market or something? She says that as if you can go there at any time and just pick one up and take it home.

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    Gwen doesn't look attractive at all in these pics. I never noticed how she is really lacking in the lip department.

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    She always says stupid shit,this one
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    She's sure not used to carrying that kid on her hip - look at her straining face - it's killing her!

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    Her kids are cuties, sure, but she just looks really mannish. She looks like she really doesn't wanna be holding the kid, either.

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    Huh? No wonder she named her kid Apple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tamjo54 View Post
    Gwen doesn't look attractive at all in these pics. I never noticed how she is really lacking in the lip department.
    IMO she's lacking in many areas.


    What's up with celebs not cutting their sons hair? the curls are cute under age 1, that's it.

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    She should adopt cuz God knows her actual offspring are both hideous beasts! It should be illegal for her and Chris Martin to have any more!!!

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    Those kids definitely resemble their parents, but with an even more exaggerated wide-set eyes thing going on...they kinda have Pokey Little Puppy eyes. Odd looking.

    And you can certainly see why Gwyneth usually wears her hair long and down. Really softens up that mannish jawed, lipless face of hers.

    I think she's probably already pregnant as well...that the reason for her trip to the hospital recently wasn't quite as tragic as I originally thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    She should adopt cuz God knows her actual offspring are both hideous beasts! It should be illegal for her and Chris Martin to have any more!!!
    I agree

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