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    Default Dolly Parton: My boobs belong to all mankind

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    Posted Sun. Feb. 10, 2008 10:21am by Page Six Filed Under Fresh Ink

    DOLLY Parton says her storied boobs, affectionately nicknamed "shock" and "awe," belong to all of mankind.


    "They do seem like public property in a way. They served me well I don't know if I'm supporting them or they're supporting me," the country legend, 62, tells next month's Ladies' Home Journal.


    "I've always had nice ones but of course I've had 'em jacked up a bit. And they're part of the persona it always takes a little pressure off me."


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    She could probably produce milk for all of mankind with those things, too.

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    Well, they don't look like they belong to her, now do they??
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    I don''t know if she really fucked the board though. Maybe just put the tip in. -Mrs. Dark

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    I love this woman!

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    Thanks Dolly, I love ya.....but I don't need your breasts, I have my own & if I wanted boobs like yours I'd go buy a set.

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    Love her so much...even if she's finally starting to look jacked up looking. We all get there someday, one way or another
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    Can't help but love Dolly.

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    Dolly is what Jordan would look like if she was talented.
    Jack I swear.

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    ^^^Or had a sense of humour.

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    She kind of looks like she's had a mild stroke or something. It looks like half her face is paralyzed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    She kind of looks like she's had a mild stroke or something. It looks like half her face is paralyzed.
    Thats probably from plastic surgery. Sometimes they can stitch you up too tight one side and not the other. And her whole face is probably a little numb anyway. Must be annoying when shes trying to sing? Does she still sing live?
    Jack I swear.

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    ^ Poor thing, slurping up drool mid-chorus.

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    They kinda take the pressure off me
    Only Dolly could get lost in a crowd while by herself.
    "shock" and "awe,"
    If the right one don't get'cha, the left one will.

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    I was feeling in the mood for a reminder of what she used to look like...








    Wow, she has jacked 'em up a bit!

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    I like her, too. She looks funny, but she cracks me up.
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