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Old February 9th, 2008, 02:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Tom Cruise apparently wants to convert Britney Spears to his crazy fun time religion of Scientology, supposedly telling someone that he “personally sees three personalities in her, and believes the Church can get rid of two of them – and make Britney ‘Britney’ again”.
Given how gullible Britney seems to be (the whole Sam Lufti thing is one giant WTF), it wouldn’t surprise me at all to see her head down the Scientology road. It actually seems like the next logical step in the whole Britney Spears saga doesn’t it? I can definitely see her finding Jesus or Xenu or some damn thing and claiming to be healed.
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Old February 9th, 2008, 02:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Yes!!! What we've all been predicting and waiting for. One brand of crazy to take over the other.

Although I have to think that even $cientology would do her crazy ass some good. I mean, if you're gonna be brainwashed, you might as well be brainwashed into kicking drugs, not flashing your bits, and general clean living.
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Old February 9th, 2008, 02:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I can just imagine her dying in an "accident" if she fucks up.
Make it look like suicide, cause she was on the brink anyways.
A total win-win for CO$ regardless.
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Old February 9th, 2008, 03:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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OH good god. That is ALL she needs: to join a cult. And Lord knows she's ripe for the pickin'.

We knew Tom would stick his Sci-addled brain into the Britney saga sooner or later... I bet he couriered over a special Stress Session just for ole Brit.
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Old February 9th, 2008, 03:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Shut up Tom, shut up!!!!!

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Old February 9th, 2008, 04:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Well, he IS very good at removing personality from people.
Look at Katebot.
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Old February 9th, 2008, 05:00 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I've been waiting for this...

Tom to the rescue! lol
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Old February 9th, 2008, 05:02 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Well, he IS very good at removing personality from people.
Look at Katebot.

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Old February 9th, 2008, 05:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Brit is perfect - rich, dumb, famous with the added bonus of crazy. This I've got to see.....
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Old February 9th, 2008, 05:20 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I don't think she has enough money left to find xenu.
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Old February 9th, 2008, 06:32 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Oh lord. Well Britney is the perfect target for them. She's mentally ill and vulnerable. Perfect. They are such sickos.
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Old February 9th, 2008, 06:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Because as a Scientologist, he KNOWS he's the only one who can help.
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Old February 9th, 2008, 06:36 AM   #13 (permalink)
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i surrender Brittney to Tom for the well being of all Los Angeles area residents.
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Old February 9th, 2008, 09:29 AM   #14 (permalink)
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well, we knew this was coming at some point but if I was TinyTomThumb I'd be careful bringing Britters into the fold. She's a loose cannon and is sure to spill on some of thier more interesting practices. That should be fun.
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Old February 9th, 2008, 09:32 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I wonder what the backlash would be like, if even BRITNEY thought the Co$ was too crazy for her.
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