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    Tom Cruise apparently wants to convert Britney Spears to his crazy fun time religion of Scientology, supposedly telling someone that he “personally sees three personalities in her, and believes the Church can get rid of two of them – and make Britney ‘Britney’ again”.
    Given how gullible Britney seems to be (the whole Sam Lufti thing is one giant WTF), it wouldn’t surprise me at all to see her head down the Scientology road. It actually seems like the next logical step in the whole Britney Spears saga doesn’t it? I can definitely see her finding Jesus or Xenu or some damn thing and claiming to be healed.
    Tom Cruise Wants To Convert Britney Spears To Scientology : Top Socialite
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Yes!!! What we've all been predicting and waiting for. One brand of crazy to take over the other.

    Although I have to think that even $cientology would do her crazy ass some good. I mean, if you're gonna be brainwashed, you might as well be brainwashed into kicking drugs, not flashing your bits, and general clean living.

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    I can just imagine her dying in an "accident" if she fucks up.
    Make it look like suicide, cause she was on the brink anyways.
    A total win-win for CO$ regardless.

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    OH good god. That is ALL she needs: to join a cult. And Lord knows she's ripe for the pickin'.

    We knew Tom would stick his Sci-addled brain into the Britney saga sooner or later... I bet he couriered over a special Stress Session just for ole Brit.

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    Shut up Tom, shut up!!!!!

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    Well, he IS very good at removing personality from people.
    Look at Katebot.

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    I've been waiting for this...

    Tom to the rescue! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    Well, he IS very good at removing personality from people.
    Look at Katebot.

    & not a single fuck was given...

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    Brit is perfect - rich, dumb, famous with the added bonus of crazy. This I've got to see.....
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    I don't think she has enough money left to find xenu.

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    Oh lord. Well Britney is the perfect target for them. She's mentally ill and vulnerable. Perfect. They are such sickos.

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    Because as a Scientologist, he KNOWS he's the only one who can help.

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    i surrender Brittney to Tom for the well being of all Los Angeles area residents.
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    well, we knew this was coming at some point but if I was TinyTomThumb I'd be careful bringing Britters into the fold. She's a loose cannon and is sure to spill on some of thier more interesting practices. That should be fun.
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    I wonder what the backlash would be like, if even BRITNEY thought the Co$ was too crazy for her.

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