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Thread: Wilmer Valderrama wants to stop being such a player

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    Default Wilmer Valderrama wants to stop being such a player

    Wilmer Valderrama is done talking about how he took Mandy Moore’s virginity and slept with Lindsay Lohan. He’s decided he has more important priorities than bedding starlets as soon as they turn legal.

    “You want the media to focus on what you are creating. For me I had to go back to the drawing board to reformulate my priorities. I played enough, and decided, OK, now it’s time to work,” he said “If you loved the person once, you should be happy to see them again. I don’t need to Google my ex’s names to find out what they’re up to,”
    And this work you speak of? When will that be happening?
    Wilmer Valderrama Wants to Stop Being Such a Player
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Then.... maybe he just needs to learn how to shut up?

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    He’s decided he has more important priorities than bedding starlets as soon as they turn legal.
    Yeah, like getting a job.

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    EVERYONE has slept with Lindsay Lohan, like THAT'S an accomplishment.
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    I never understood how he was able to score with teenaged girls. Maybe now that he's older his success rate with them is slipping?
    Poor Wilmer.

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    He is Human Papilloma Virus.

    Get your vaccine children.

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    whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nycgirly101 View Post
    whore.
    Second that!

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    He stopped screwing around with teen girls because they don't want him anymore. The show's over, douche. Get a job.
    Oh, and I'm not surprised that he googles the names of his exes to see what they're doing. I bet he does it everyday, because he no longer has a career.

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    He is so boring.

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    Hey, Wilmer: shut up, slut!

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    I still believe it that he took Mandy Moore's virginity. And of course fucked Hohan. But I can understand how it's hard for him to shut up about it since being a starlet fucktoy is pretty much all he had going for him.
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    Go away, douche!
    Vodka and buttfucking for all!
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    loser.

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