Science Rejects Victoria Beckham's Breasts
Tim K: 02/08/2008 11:43 AM
[i]Poor Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham. First her group, the reunited Spice Girls, was forced to publicly apologize for canceling the last leg of their tour. (Though they were probably doing the world a favor with that one.) Then the
Daily Mail scored a low blow with their report on Posh's freakishly knobby knees.
And now, perhaps the gravest indignity: After exhaustive research, it has been determined that she has the world's worst knockers.
London-based plastic surgeon Patrick Mallucci, who'll be presenting his findings at the first international conference on breast enlargement in London next week, pored over hundreds of photos of topless models. Mallucci determined that breast aesthetics hinge on nipple position and proportion between the upper and lower halves of the breast. "That is, the nipple sits not at the halfway mark down the breast, but at about 45 percent from the top."
Further, the ideal mammary has a nipple that points slightly skyward.
This is all apparently bad news for Mrs. Beckham; Mallucci opines that Posh has the least appealing pair of celebrity breasts, according to his criteria.
Are we to presume that Beckham's nipples point toward the floor and reside somewhere near the bottom of her breasts? Click on the gallery and judge for yourself.
Science Rejects Victoria Beckham's Breasts - Bauer-Griffin
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