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  1. February 8th, 2008, 12:04 PM #1
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    Default Paris Hilton and Simon Rex get their skank on

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    Paris Hilton was seen out with Simon Rex last night. They were spotted "canoodling" and making out. You know...gross stuff. Gross stuff coming from them. This is actually good news. Paris used to date Simon back in the day, so it's nice that she's keeping her skank contained.
    Her hair looks like it was cut with a machete. She looks like a guinea pig. A whorey guinea pig!

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  2. February 8th, 2008, 12:08 PM #2
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    Is her hair longer on one side or is it just me?
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    Yeah, I was liking the non-symmetry for a bit, now its grating on my nerves, especially when one side keeps getting shorter and the other longer. She needs her hair to completely cover her fug face, god she is so ugly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suede View Post
    Is her hair longer on one side or is it just me?
    I believe she's trying to cover her wonky eye...
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    I also choose to believe the rumors because I am, when it is all said and done, a dirty gossip.
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  5. February 8th, 2008, 12:25 PM #5
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    Well isn't she a scrumpcious little skank whore.
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    god help me but I like this guy, reminds me of my exboytoy; hot, greasy mechanic. We had the best, filthy dirty sex..........sigh.
    Thanks for the memories!
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    I do too.. ^^ always thought he was adorable.. guess he is as dumb as he plays in his roles.. he better wrap it , um twice then stick it in alcohol after he nails that crusty cunt.
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    I've always had a weakness for Simon Rex too...now he's been tarnished by the skank.
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    Shes slept with everyone now so she has to recycle; this will be about round 900.
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    Omgz Amazing Couple! Par is likez so hott!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mistify View Post
    always thought he was adorable...
    Quote Originally Posted by CherryDarling View Post
    I've always had a weakness for Simon Rex too...
    OK, this is for Simon Rex fans
    I.F.H. MONDAY'S from Nicholaus Goossen, Nick Swardson, and David Spade

    I've watched it ten times in 24 hours and it's never failed to make me laugh/cry. David Spade, Nick Swardson & Simon put it on Will Ferrell's Funny or Die website.
    It'll make you forget about crusty cunt.....if only for a moment
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    Just IMAGINE the STDs between those two. Probably hundreds. EW
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    Ewwww...he's already got stains on his shirt from her! Didn't he star in a porno or something?
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    She manages to get uglier, each and everyday. It's almost amazing.
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    ugly handsshe should wear gloves
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