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    JLo Likes To Plan Ahead




    JLo is hoping to have her baby on Valentine's Day, so she can make the magazine deadlines! Always thinking ahead. MSNBC's The Scoop reports that JLo already had the February 14th date planned out. A source said, “She didn’t just like it because of the obvious correlation, which is sweet, but she also was happy that it ... would easily make the deadline for the weekly magazine covers.

    The source went on to say that JLo is hoping to have a photo shoot with her twinsies in one of the three new nurseries. She reportedly paid $120,000 for each nursery. The nurseries are equipped with imported furniture from France and “some of it has 18 karat gold on the legs and knobs. The rooms will even have crystal chandeliers.”

    Who needs magazine covers? That is so old-fashioned She should just live stream the entire event. You just know this bitch is going to be in full hair and make-up with good lighting, white candles and her own music playing. She's just going to lay there checking her Blackberry while they c-section her ass. Then she will get up, wipe her mouth, glance at the babies, smile and demand a steak dinner.
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    Who needs magazine covers? That is so old-fashioned She should just live stream the entire event. You just know this bitch is going to be in full hair and make-up with good lighting, white candles and her own music playing. She's just going to lay there checking her Blackberry while they c-section her ass. Then she will get up, wipe her mouth, glance at the babies, smile and demand a steak dinner.
    ^ I can see that happening. The person that writes for DListed is hilarious

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    I am officially changing my birth date if she has them on Valentine's Day.

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    Her upper lip shape looks different.

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    She kinda looks like Tyra Banks in the face.

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    Wow, I didn't even recognize her. Her whole head blimped up!!

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    Her nose is gianormous! BiG nose!
    And now that I know that she has baby furniture with real gold on it, I am convinced that she is going to hell.

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    Well now we don't have to imagine what J. Lo would look like in a fat suit.
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    I think it's extremely funny how unflattering that photograph is, and how smarmy and stupid she looks.

    God I hate this diva bitch. I can't even be happy about her twins. Leave it to her to plan her c-section to make the fucking tabloid deadlines. Ugh! Unbelievable. Whatta stupid bitch.

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    yeah, she's stupid!

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    She still hasn't confirmed that she's having twins, and if that's a recent pic of her, she really doesn't look like she's carrying twins either. That looks like a pretty normal full-term belly to me ... I looked like that both times when I was pregnant.

    If she does have twins, I'll be happy for her because it sounds like she had a hard time getting pregnant.

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    Jennifer Lopez is Large



    Jennifer Lopez showed up at the "A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF" event last night and, uh, damn. This bitch is huge. She confirmed she's having twins, but did she get raped by a minotaur? I don't get it. Marc Antony looks like a reanimated zombie from a Mexican-American War graveyard, it's not like Lopez had sex with Shaq. Something is not right here. Either these are the biggest twins in the history of mankind, or Lopez is going to pop out purple dinosaur who teaches kids about the value of sharing.

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    How calculating and fame-whoring do you have to be to plan your C-section around a magazine deadline?

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    JLo already had the February 14th date planned out. A source said, “She didn’t just like it because of the obvious correlation, which is sweet, but she also was happy that it ... would easily make the deadline for the weekly magazine covers.

    Oh geez. Why am I not surprised?

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    if she doesnt birth those babies soon, her face is going to swallow up her body
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