Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 49
Like Tree2Likes

Thread: Corey Haim wants to work

  1. #1
    Elite Member mrs.v's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    highway jammed with broken heroes
    Posts
    22,697

    Default Corey Haim wants to work

    Corey Haim Is Back, Ready To Make Amends, And Still Has Enough Money To Pay For An Ad In 'Variety' Begging For Work


    Corey Haim is back, Hollywood, and he knows that he's let you down in the past by never realizing the tantalizing promise he displayed in License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream and Blown Away, but he's ready to get to work and heal the wounds caused by his long absence from your television and film sets.
    Sure, The Two Coreys was picked up for a second season last week, but you know what? The superstardom afforded by headlining a basic cable reality hit is certainly nice (especially the insatiable A&E groupies), and the show's Corey-on-Corey conflicts have been well-written, but it's just no longer creatively fulfilling to keep playing this ne'er-do-well Haim character. So please, casting directors, nostalgia-obsessed network executives, and possibly insane foreign "producers" with millions of dollars to invest on the phoenix-like resurrection of their favorite 80s heartthrob, we beg of you: Let Corey show us all what he can do. Don't let all the money he spent on this nearly full-page ad in today's Variety go to waste.

    Want Ads: Corey Haim Is Back, Ready To Make Amends, And Still Has Enough Money To Pay For An Ad In 'Variety' Begging For Work
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

  2. #2
    Elite Member kalirga's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    1,535

    Default

    Not a stunt?

    "Not a stunt" is sending your resume to studio heads or whatever. Making phone calls, networking. Quietly.

    A full page ad is a stunt. A desperate one. Sad face.


  3. #3
    Bronze Member addictedtogossip's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    188

    Default

    This is so sad and pathetic.

    Somebody should tell the poor sap that his film & television career is dead.

  4. #4
    Hit By Ban Bus! pacific breeze's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    in the wild blue yonder
    Posts
    15,479

    Default

    I dunno. Bette Davis did this once and she got work out of it.

    TV WEEKEND; Affable? Hardly. Bette Davis's Life. - New York Times

  5. #5
    Elite Member HWBL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    23,037

    Default

    He probably sold his last teeth on E-bay to pay for that ad.
    Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.

    ***** celeb

  6. #6
    Bronze Member addictedtogossip's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Posts
    188

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by pacific breeze View Post
    I dunno. Bette Davis did this once and she got work out of it.

    TV WEEKEND; Affable? Hardly. Bette Davis's Life. - New York Times


    Bette Davis had talent while Corey is just sad and pathetic.

  7. #7
    Elite Member ByRDi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    1,621

    Default

    That picture is SO deceptive. He's REALLY ugly, but that picture makes him, well, tolerable to look at.

  8. #8
    Elite Member nancydrew's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    In the black kid's pants
    Posts
    6,146

    Default

    He looks special.

  9. #9
    Bronze Member Alicat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    The fiery inferno of hell
    Posts
    61

    Default

    *sigh* I used to have such a crush on him back in the day. The drugs he used really messed up his face.

  10. #10
    Elite Member Bijoux's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Salem
    Posts
    4,866

    Default

    ^

    He does!

  11. #11
    Elite Member Icepik's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    11,931

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by HWBL View Post
    He probably sold his last teeth on E-bay to pay for that ad.
    Bah hahhahahhahahhaha!!




    Whatever happened to that reality tv show he was on with the other Corey? Cancelled already??

  12. #12
    Bronze Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    61

    Default

    burger king is always hiring

  13. #13
    Elite Member AgentOrange's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Wonderstruck
    Posts
    6,947

    Default

    Corey Haim f*ed up during interview

    [YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=hnazkl-T01Q[/YOUTUBE]

    The kid was in bad shape. I hope his ad works out better than that interview.
    Last edited by AgentOrange; February 7th, 2008 at 10:04 PM.

  14. #14
    Elite Member sparkly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Exchanging glances with the cunty bitches
    Posts
    14,422

    Default

    I'm deeply embarrassed for him. I guess people in Hollywood stopped taking his calls. He should have kept his dignity instead of begging in a newspaper. I doubt any high-profile director is going to see that ad and decide Corey Haim needs to be in his next blockbuster.

  15. #15
    Elite Member MoodyJenny86's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Nebraska
    Posts
    4,711

    Default

    I'm a bit biased...

    While yes, this does come off as pathetic, sad and desperate...I still do believe, that even after all this time...the man has some of that talent he once possessed as the bright, wide eyed poster boy, mega-teen star he once was...

    I mean...c'mon...he was pretty phenomenal in Lucas...IMO.

    I kind of want to see both him and Feldman get back into the biz!

    The brain doesn't need blood. It just needs to be kept wet.

Page 1 of 4 1234 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Corey Feldman [Actor, God-like-Creature]
    By Sojiita in forum Hot Guys
    Replies: 160
    Last Post: April 9th, 2009, 03:55 PM
  2. The Two Coreys (Feldman and Haim)
    By Tater Tot in forum Television and Movies
    Replies: 38
    Last Post: July 3rd, 2008, 11:17 AM
  3. Corey Feldman's outfit
    By mrs.v in forum Famous Style
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: November 29th, 2007, 10:01 AM
  4. Replies: 2
    Last Post: October 12th, 2007, 10:42 PM
  5. Replies: 8
    Last Post: March 4th, 2006, 01:22 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •