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    Default Paris Hilton has a doll




    For those of you who just can’t get enough of Paris Hilton, now you have the opportunity to purchase dolls in dresses chosen by the marketing magnate herself.
    German Simba Toys company has just presented the new doll collection at the Nuernberg toy fair and FYB got a sneak peek!
    The branding beauty has signed a two-year deal with Simba and a Paris look-a-like will greet the attendants of the toy fair.
    The new dolls may not look like Paris, but they reflect her sense of style. The real Paris chose a glittery gold cocktail dress, silver highlights, an MP3 player and other decorations for her doll collection.



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    It looks like a dollar store toy.



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    I was hoping it would look more like her so i could use it as a voodoo doll. And I agree it looks cheap, but look who it's fashioned after.

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    Racist Mini Skank!

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    Isn't she just a BIT TOO OLD to be endorsing dolls? She is so fucking creepy. Gross. Parents are idiots if they buy any of her "products" for their children. She is just so disgusting.

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    I wonder if the dolls feet are as big as hers proportionally
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    ^ Perfect!!!!

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    Um, it doesn't even have the same hair colour.
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    I can't imagine anyone buying that skanky doll for their child. She's not a good role model. Porn video, hello Paris?

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    Its as ugly as her. And boy does she look ugly in that picture.

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    Where is the wonk eye?

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    Doll? a brunette one..?

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    Shouldn't Paris have a blow-up doll that comes with a multiple choice of STDs to choose from?

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    I'm so confused, that doesn't look like her at all.

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