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    ROSIE Dries out



    February 7, 2008 -- ROSIE O'Donnell says she was boozing too much and has gone on the wagon. The moon-faced comic made the confession on her blog after telling one fan she'd shed pounds by giving up beer. That prompted another fan to ask, "So, Rosie, alcoholic or not? Just spit it out! Don't go all Star Jones on us here. What led to you stopping the beer? You'll only help someone else." To which O'Donnell admitted: " 'Cause I was drinking too much, 'cause I didn't want to any more, 'cause it is hard to lose weight when drinking, 'cause I can never have only one."



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    Oh shut up Rosie!!!!!!!!!!! You gonna go to rehab, too!?!?!?!

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    to her credit, the sound of Babawawa's voice every day for a year would drive anyone to drink


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    She wanted to check into rehab, but they said no, no, no
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    So, I guess Rosie's excuse for looking and sounding like a truck driver is because she drinks like one.

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    I think a lot of her rantings were beer-instigated.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    Oh god. I bet she's a mean drunk.



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    Not a surprise, her last name is O'Donnell....



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    As usual, DListed has a funny take on this story.


    Rosie Wants To Lose Weight

    I figured Rosie O'Donnell as one of those types that was perfectly fine with the way they looked. The kind of person that really doesn't give an eff. I guess that type doesn't really exist. Rosie confessed on her blog that she has been drinking too much and is laying off the bottle, because she wants to drop a few. One reader asked her why she was not drinking beer anymore. Rosie wrote:
    cause i was drinking too much

    cause i didnt want to anymore

    cause it is hard to lose weight wen drinking

    cause i can never have only one
    cause belly gettin to big
    cause kelly culd no longer eat cat
    cause belly in way
    cause like wen kelly munch muffin
    cause belly must go

    Rosie didn't write that last part, but you know that's the real reason. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

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    I read in the NY Post that she was working on play about her
    life. She was trying it out in small towns in the area and if
    she got a postive response she would bring it to Broadway.
    Wonder if this new project help her decide to quit drinking...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixiebelle View Post
    As usual, DListed has a funny take on this story.


    Rosie Wants To Lose Weight


    I figured Rosie O'Donnell as one of those types that was perfectly fine with the way they looked. The kind of person that really doesn't give an eff. I guess that type doesn't really exist. Rosie confessed on her blog that she has been drinking too much and is laying off the bottle, because she wants to drop a few. One reader asked her why she was not drinking beer anymore. Rosie wrote:
    cause i was drinking too much
    cause i didnt want to anymore
    cause it is hard to lose weight wen drinking
    cause i can never have only one
    cause belly gettin to big
    cause kelly culd no longer eat cat
    cause belly in way
    cause like wen kelly munch muffin
    cause belly must go

    Rosie didn't write that last part, but you know that's the real reason. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    Not a surprise, her last name is O'Donnell....
    I know! Of course she drink!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixiebelle View Post
    cause belly gettin to big
    cause kelly culd no longer eat cat
    cause belly in way
    cause like wen kelly munch muffin
    cause belly must go


    I hate this loudmouthed bully hag anyway. She probably bullies Kelly around a lot when she drinks. I can't imagine what Kelly sees in her.
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