February 7th, 2008, 02:09 PM
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ROSIE Dries out
February 7, 2008 -- ROSIE O'Donnell says she was boozing too much and has gone on the wagon. The moon-faced comic made the confession on her blog after telling one fan she'd shed pounds by giving up beer. That prompted another fan to ask, "So, Rosie, alcoholic or not? Just spit it out! Don't go all Star Jones on us here. What led to you stopping the beer? You'll only help someone else." To which O'Donnell admitted: " 'Cause I was drinking too much, 'cause I didn't want to any more, 'cause it is hard to lose weight when drinking, 'cause I can never have only one."
ROSIE DRIES OUT
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February 7th, 2008, 02:13 PM
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Oh shut up Rosie!!!!!!!!!!! You gonna go to rehab, too!?!?!?!
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February 7th, 2008, 02:24 PM
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to her credit, the sound of Babawawa's voice every day for a year would drive anyone to drink
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February 7th, 2008, 02:26 PM
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She wanted to check into rehab, but they said no, no, no
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February 7th, 2008, 02:50 PM
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So, I guess Rosie's excuse for looking and sounding like a truck driver is because she drinks like one.
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February 7th, 2008, 02:54 PM
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I think a lot of her rantings were beer-instigated.
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February 7th, 2008, 02:54 PM
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Oh god. I bet she's a mean drunk.
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February 7th, 2008, 03:03 PM
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Not a surprise, her last name is O'Donnell....
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February 7th, 2008, 03:06 PM
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As usual, DListed has a funny take on this story.
Rosie Wants To Lose Weight
I figured Rosie O'Donnell as one of those types that was perfectly fine with the way they looked. The kind of person that really doesn't give an eff. I guess that type doesn't really exist. Rosie confessed on her blog that she has been drinking too much and is laying off the bottle, because she wants to drop a few. One reader asked her why she was not drinking beer anymore. Rosie wrote: cause i was drinking too much cause i didnt want to anymore cause it is hard to lose weight wen drinking cause i can never have only one cause belly gettin to big
cause kelly culd no longer eat cat
cause belly in way
cause like wen kelly munch muffin
cause belly must go
Rosie didn't write that last part, but you know that's the real reason. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
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February 7th, 2008, 03:14 PM
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I read in the NY Post that she was working on play about her
life. She was trying it out in small towns in the area and if
she got a postive response she would bring it to Broadway.
Wonder if this new project help her decide to quit drinking...
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February 7th, 2008, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Trixiebelle
As usual, DListed has a funny take on this story.
Rosie Wants To Lose Weight
I figured Rosie O'Donnell as one of those types that was perfectly fine with the way they looked. The kind of person that really doesn't give an eff. I guess that type doesn't really exist. Rosie confessed on her blog that she has been drinking too much and is laying off the bottle, because she wants to drop a few. One reader asked her why she was not drinking beer anymore. Rosie wrote: cause i was drinking too much cause i didnt want to anymore cause it is hard to lose weight wen drinking cause i can never have only one cause belly gettin to big
cause kelly culd no longer eat cat
cause belly in way
cause like wen kelly munch muffin
cause belly must go
Rosie didn't write that last part, but you know that's the real reason. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
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I was thinking this was some pickup line ..
perhaps she should get some ky..
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February 8th, 2008, 07:25 AM
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Not a surprise, her last name is O'Donnell....
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I know! Of course she drink!
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February 8th, 2008, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Trixiebelle
cause belly gettin to big
cause kelly culd no longer eat cat
cause belly in way
cause like wen kelly munch muffin
cause belly must go
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I hate this loudmouthed bully hag anyway. She probably bullies Kelly around a lot when she drinks. I can't imagine what Kelly sees in her.
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