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    Cher's Back!




    Cher has returned from the crypt! Cher retired from touring in 2005, but she will be back on stage starting May 6 at the Colosseum in Las Vegas' Caesars Palace. She will perform 4-shows a week on-and-off until October. It might extend depending on sales.
    61-year-old Cher promises a visual orgasm and said they are doing things that have never been done before. She told USA Today, "Getting the whole thing in book form, in pictures, has taken months. Our set moves down from the ceiling, in from the sides, up from the floor. We have screens in the foreground, the center and the back. We can change a city into a forest in two seconds. You'll see a different stage for every song."
    I'm sure it's taken just as much work to get her face ready too. Plastic surgeons were working around the clock! She looks like she's doing an impersonation of herself. Actually, she looks like she's trying to do a Jessica Simpson impersonation. She's just missing the gaping mouth and she's got it down.



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    OH GAWD NO CHER! NO

    Looks like her face was implanted on someone else.
    I HATE it.

    Edit- I love me some Cher, just not BLONDE.
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    I like Cher, strong women inspire me.
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    Three things are certain: death, taxes and Cher. You can't escape, don't bother trying.
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    ^^ How strong is silicone and Botox?

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    Stronger than the stuff they built the terminator out of!!!!!!!! Cher may be a robot but she's awesome!

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    She looks fabulous, but if you catch candids in real light, her face looks like it's made out of pudding.

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    Cher is channelling Dolly.

    Too bad this is Vegas only.
    Hope she does another world tour at some point. Would love to see her .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoko Ono View Post
    Cher is channelling Dolly.

    Too bad this is Vegas only.
    Hope she does another world tour at some point. Would love to see her .
    that's what I was gonna say - Dolly called ... you know what she wants!
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    Cher looks great no matter how plastic she is. I just don't like the blonde Farrah. Not. at. all. But I still love her.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    I love both Cher and Dolly.

    As far as hair goes, like Amy Wino, Cher needs to stick with the black. I always adored Cher's long black hair.

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    Did anyone else see the photos of Madge on Dlisted today? They bear a resemblance.

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    I HATE blonde, especially fake from a bottle or wig.
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    I would love to see this show you know it will be so over the top!

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    Thank you Mrs. V. I had forgotten to keep up. This Bette, Elton, Cher thing has been in the works for 2 years.

    I will buy my ticket for October when those go on sale yet. I've seen her shows many times, but stopped going to the last forever farewell shows. It will be good for her not to be on the road.

    Never been to Vegas. Viva la Cher!

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