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    Talking Paris Herpes Hilton contaminates Harvard

    OK! Magazine - First for Celebrity News - Paris Goes to Harvard


    Paris Goes to Harvard








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    Harvard University loves Paris Hilton. "Harvard is hot!" the 26-year old heiress proclaimed Wednesday as she posed for pictures holding a giant, oversized trophy on the steps of the Lampoon Castle in Cambridge Massachussetts.

    Hilton was in town to receive The Harvard Lampoon Humor Magazine's Woman of the Year award, where she gushed about being part of the university's tradition.
    "Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here, standing on the steps of the Harvard Lampoon," Hilton said. "It's really exciting and I've had such a great time."

    The Lampoon award is a spoof of the annual honors given by Harvard's Hasty Pudding Theatericals. Paris currently stars in the upcoming film The Hottie and the Nottie, which hits theaters on Friday. Hilton, who arrived an hour late for the festivities, told the crowd of about 100 people that her Simple Life Star, Nicole Richie, was also with her, then added: "Just kidding!"


    The Hasty Pudding Theatricals will present its Woman of the Year award to Charlize Theron on Thursday. Man of the Year will go to Christopher Walken on Feb.15.

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    Harvard is officially now a joke!

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    I bet Ted Kennedy wishes he were still there, now.

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    Racist Skank!

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    I see the wonky eye went with her to Harvard.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    Harvard is officially now a joke!
    Why? They're making fun of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Why? They're making fun of her.
    Cause giving her any attention is a good thing to her. She's thrilled to get that award. Fuck that wonkyeyed sociopath.

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    The only time the words Paris Hilton and Harvard should be in the same sentence is when that sentence reads, 'Paris Hilton was run over by a Harvard grad.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    The only time the words Paris Hilton and Harvard should be in the same sentence is when that sentence reads, 'Paris Hilton was run over by a Harvard grad.'

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    Oh King, what a beautiful sentiment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    The only time the words Paris Hilton and Harvard should be in the same sentence is when that sentence reads, 'Paris Hilton was run over by a Harvard grad.'

    Bahahaha, brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    The Hasty Pudding Theatricals will present its Woman of the Year award to Charlize Theron on Thursday. Man of the Year will go to Christopher Walken on Feb.15.
    At least there's a nugget of GREAT NEWS in the stupidness. Walken RAWKS!!!!!!



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    Cunt

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    I wonder if she knows Harvard was totally making fun of her? I bet she thinks they were kissing her ass!

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