Kirsten Dunst is in rehab

DitaPage* · February 6th, 2008, 05:52 PM

Kiki Dunst is currently getting help at Cirque Lodge in Utah for some sort of substance abuse problem reports Star Magazine. She apparently wanted to get some help after having a few breakdowns. A source said, "She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she's getting the help she needs."

Of course she's not in a good place. She's in fucking rehab, Einstein! It's not exactly Disney World.

Eva Mendes is currently getting help at Cirque. They can be bunkmates.

Damn. It seems like everyone's in rehab or the damn pysch ward. They need to put a giant glass bowl over Hollywood and only let them out for special occasions.

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**Grimmlok** · February 6th, 2008, 05:53 PM

Oh snaggleteeth, you're so behind the times. Psyche Ward is is this year's 'rehab'.

Fuck, even Delta Burke is more cutting edge than you. That says something.

**o0Amber0o** · February 6th, 2008, 05:56 PM

Annnnnnd, nobody cares.

**Trixie** · February 6th, 2008, 05:58 PM

Damn. It seems like everyone's in rehab or the damn pysch ward.

Or dead.

**Sarzy** · February 6th, 2008, 05:58 PM

It's only February and already so many rehabed celebs! There will be nobody left by the end of this year.

**MissDecember** · February 6th, 2008, 05:59 PM

**heathersharon** · February 6th, 2008, 06:00 PM

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**HelpMeRhonda** · February 6th, 2008, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Sarzy

It's only February and already so many rehabed celebs! There will be nobody left by the end of this year.

Maybe they are all getting a late start on their NY resolutions.

**Dixie Normos** · February 6th, 2008, 06:02 PM

Admitting you need help is the first step, way to go Kiki!

DitaPage* · February 6th, 2008, 06:22 PM

Good for her. I guess Heath's death might have scared these drug users. Isn't she around the same age as him?

**Beeyotch** · February 6th, 2008, 06:24 PM

One word: Heroin.

**AliceInWonderland** · February 6th, 2008, 06:24 PM

good! i hope she sobers up and gets her teeth fixed!!

stupid cunt.

**Beeyotch** · February 6th, 2008, 06:26 PM

Alice, your avatar scares me. What is it with you and scary celebspawn?

**Penny Lane** · February 6th, 2008, 06:26 PM

Honestly, this is ridiculous now. Everyones in rehab. Even that damn 'Celebrity Rehab' show is coinciding with this new trend.

Just fuck off and die, worthless celebrities.