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Thread: Just eww news: Jack Nicholson can't get it up, needs viagra when in threesomes

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    Unhappy Just eww news: Jack Nicholson can't get it up, needs viagra when in threesomes

    Jack Nicholson has to take Viagra to have threesomes.

    The 70-year-old actor - who boasts he has slept with over 2,000 women - confessed he needs help in the bedroom when he is pleasuring more than one woman.

    He said: "I like to date a nice range of women each year, but I only use Viagra when I am with more than one."

    Jack, who jokingly claims his life has been "one long sexual fantasy", also revealed he is considering writing his memoirs, but is worried it might get in the way of his day-to-day existence.

    He added: "Sometimes I think to myself, 'Well, Jack, you have met a lot of people over the years, there might just be some interest out there in you recalling some of them.'

    'But it would be a bit like taking a picture of the Grand Canyon, it would get in the way of being there."


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    ^^ Ugh. Exactly how I felt after reading that. He is delusional and gross.

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    I'll bet the truth is that he sleeps half the day, wakes up and bellows for his housekeeper to bring him food and booze. Then he lays in bed watching porn all day. He is so senile that he believes he is in the movies.

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    Noone needs to know this. Ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I'll bet the truth is that he sleeps half the day, wakes up and bellows for his housekeeper to bring him food and booze. Then he lays in bed watching porn all day. He is so senile that he believes he is in the movies.
    Sadly, I buy this more. I love Jack though.

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    Why do old farts feel compelled to tell us about their sex lives? I'm all for senior citizens having an active sex life, but I don't really want to hear about it. It makes me think of my grandma and grandpa getting it on, and thats just not cool.

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    The fact that people still "love" him and go to see his films despite the huge body of evidence of him being a complete sleazebag is more depressing to me than his sexual activities. What's vomitious about this is that this man is still getting attention.

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    Maybe people just like his acting. I do. I don't think he is a great person, but he's great on screen. He may be a "sleazebag", but he's still one of my favorite actors.

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    ^^Good girl, chilly! Keep it coming.
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    Why do old farts feel compelled to tell us about their sex lives? I'm all for senior citizens having an active sex life, but I don't really want to hear about it. It makes me think of my grandma and grandpa getting it on, and thats just not cool.
    A young woman to her hot friends: "Hey girls, how'd you like to make it with a gross old man? He lives in a mansion, so we can probably steal all sorts of stuff!" They then proceed to try and take advantage of the lonely old fart.

    Jack to the hot young women: "You don't know who I am, but your mothers thinks I'm a god!" Then wonders if he should've said "grandmothers" instead of "mothers".
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    oh god the last thing we need is to see his mouldy croissant flashed on the screen
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    Why do old farts feel compelled to tell us about their sex lives? I'm all for senior citizens having an active sex life, but I don't really want to hear about it. It makes me think of my grandma and grandpa getting it on, and thats just not cool.
    I feel this way about everybody's sex lives. It's just too much information. All part of the confessional age we live in, I guess.

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    I hope to God I can be just like him when I'm 70. He is not the kind of actor like the younguns now who hide behind their PR people and only say what is socially acceptable. Jack is one of the last real men alive.....he ain't no metrosexual, namby-pamby boy-child....

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    Young, old, I love hearing about sex lives. Call me perverted, but it's gratifying to know I can still 69 when I'm 69.
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