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Old February 5th, 2008, 05:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"We’re going to Fiji. We’re gonna get naked and just run in the surf and try to have a baby."
- Jenna Jameson tells Life & Style about her Valentine's Day plans with her boyfriend, UFC fighter Tito Ortiz

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Old February 5th, 2008, 05:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I hope they give it a rope so it can hook onto the side of her flappy vag.
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Old February 5th, 2008, 05:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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omg SICK! WTF?!!!!! ugh picturing their sex makes me want to be a virgin again!
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shyeah, good luck with that Count Fartula
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Old February 5th, 2008, 05:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Tito Ortiz is one ugly bastard.

And she's been saying she's wanted a baby for years. I think she thinks a baby will fix everything that's wrong in her life.
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Old February 5th, 2008, 05:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This is the last person who needs a baby.
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count fartula at your service!
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Don't reproduce, please!!!
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Shit, he's fug. But, so is she.

Ugh, if they have a baby, maybe their fug genes are recessive and the dominant attractive genes will win out.
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Old February 5th, 2008, 10:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Her baby making parts must be such a mess. No telling what all she's had shoved up in there.
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I can't imagine having a porn star for a mother. What a hard life her child would have. No one wants to know that they're mother was a whore who had sex with literally thousands and thousands of people. I read somewhere that for about $6000, you can have sex with her for an hour. This would make her a very expensive prostitute. I've never understood why so many men would be with a woman like this. It's not like Tito Ortiz was in that business.
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Jenna's plans for Valentine's Day should be to get an HIV test and get off the meth.
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6 thousand bucks an hour is not much. Christ, top models were getting twice that back in teh 70's (rumor was that they were flown to Saudi Arabia to a weeks' daliance and paid very, very well.).
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He's gross. Ew.
All that fucking, Jenna, and this is all you can settle down with?
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6 thousand bucks an hour is not much. Christ, top models were getting twice that back in teh 70's (rumor was that they were flown to Saudi Arabia to a weeks' daliance and paid very, very well.).
Glad I'm not the only one who heard that rumor.

Considering her name and experience, I don't think that's much, even with the emaciated look going on. Some are charging $10K for the full PSE (Sunset Thomas comes to mind).
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