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67-year-old hunk of burning sex, Tom Jones, has reportedly insured his chest hair for around $7 million. Tom approached Lloyd's of London and asked them if they would insure his pussy chest and they agreed.
A source said, “Even at the grand old age of 67, the ladies love his hip-thrusting moves and catching a sneaky peak of his famously rugged chest hair."
Tom's spokeswhore would not confirm.
Yes because Tom Jones would be nothing without his chest hair! He's just another leathery bag among hundreds of leathery bags! The pussy on his chest makes him special. It's now my goal to follow him around with a burning candle, a bottle of Nair, a lady shaver and a lighter. Every now and again I'll throw a little Nair on him and watch him scream like a tranny hooker running from the police. Just for fun.
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