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    Default Tom Jones insures his chest hair

    What's Up Pussycat?




    67-year-old hunk of burning sex, Tom Jones, has reportedly insured his chest hair for around $7 million. Tom approached Lloyd's of London and asked them if they would insure his pussy chest and they agreed.
    A source said, Even at the grand old age of 67, the ladies love his hip-thrusting moves and catching a sneaky peak of his famously rugged chest hair."
    Tom's spokeswhore would not confirm.
    Yes because Tom Jones would be nothing without his chest hair! He's just another leathery bag among hundreds of leathery bags! The pussy on his chest makes him special. It's now my goal to follow him around with a burning candle, a bottle of Nair, a lady shaver and a lighter. Every now and again I'll throw a little Nair on him and watch him scream like a tranny hooker running from the police. Just for fun.



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    What's new, Pussycat.....whoa, whoa, whoooooaaaaa......

    ....."known for his famously rugged chest hair".....yep, that's going on MY headstone, too......

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    What is with people thinking that nasty "tan" is attractive?

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    ew!

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    What's that? A couple bucks per follicle?

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    ^^maybe they throw in coverage for the back hair for free......

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    just lost my appetite indefinetely. thanks tom jones u sick has-been fuck!

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    He looks like a baech ball with hair.
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    I wonder what his color would be described as? He needs to turn down the spray level on the old Mystique machine.
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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    ^^Miami Mango?......

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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx-ualuq45E[/YOUTUBE]Maybe he's afraid this guy is going to steal them.
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