Paris Hilton: I would be happy if I had nothing

DontMindMe · February 5th, 2008, 01:27 AM

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Paris Hilton sat down with Parade to chat up her upcoming film The Hottie and the Nottie and guest appearance on The L Word. The 26-year-old hotel heiress also shared that she’d be happy if she had absolute nothing. Didn’t seem that way on The Simple Life! Check it:
Every woman has an ugly day. Do you? I think we’re humans. All girls feel like a “nottie” some days—like someone who isn’t turning heads. That’s just part of life. I just get a facial or a massage. Pampering yourself gets you back into “hottie”-ness.
People talk about lifestyles of the rich and the famous. Which is better? I think it would be better just to be rich, because then you don’t have to deal with anything else. You can just have everything you want and not have to deal with the press and people following you. But being rich doesn’t even matter, either. I have both, and it doesn’t even make any difference. I could be happy if I had nothing. So it’s not, it’s not really about money to me.”
There’s a rumor out there that you’re planning to do The L Word, the series about lesbians. It’s true. I have no idea what kind of character I’ll be playing, but it’s a good show.”
What would surprise us about you? I’m really good at ice hockey. I’ve been playing since 10th grade, and people don’t know that I play defense in hockey. I like to check people, push people down. And I love fishing. I like to catch them, but I don’t eat them. I just put them right back, because I feel bad for them.”

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mrs.v · February 5th, 2008, 01:29 AM

Good.Give me all your money and you can keep your herpz.

Fuck off.

MissDecember · February 5th, 2008, 01:37 AM

She's just being smug and silly. Poor people are some of the most stressed-out people I've ever met. She'd have a nervous breakdown if she had to live a week as a blue-collar citizen. I mean REALLY live that life....not as a premise of a reality show, with cameras and the like.

Sarzy · February 5th, 2008, 04:13 AM

She has no idea what kind of character she will be playing? Uh, a lesbian maybe? Argh, cant believe they're letting her appear in the L Word. But yeah, she would really be happy with nothing. Not!

DitaPage* · February 5th, 2008, 04:26 AM

Rich people can say this but thats because they know its not going to happen anytime soon.

fattymatty · February 5th, 2008, 04:54 AM

Then give me all your money Bitch!

Chilly Willy · February 5th, 2008, 05:45 AM

I nver thought I could hate her more than I already had. I was wrong. Send that bitch to Dafur already!

aabbcc · February 5th, 2008, 06:58 AM

There’s a rumor out there that you’re planning to do The L Word ... it’s a good show.

No, it's not.

darksithbunny · February 5th, 2008, 07:49 AM

You know that racist skank lies like a rug.

d2791 · February 5th, 2008, 07:50 AM

Well, maybe in the near future, thanks to your grandpa, you will have nothing

I can't wait!!!

NicoleWasHere · February 5th, 2008, 09:04 AM

Andyou know what else, Paris? We'd all be a LOT happier if you didn't have a voice box. Or just didn't exsist.

Bijoux · February 5th, 2008, 09:07 AM

Oh, please

This bitch knows nothing about REAL LIFE!!!!!

happy8 · February 5th, 2008, 10:55 AM

She fishes and plays ice hockey. WTF

I really do despise this girl. Waiting for her movie to TANK the first weekend!

kingcap72 · February 5th, 2008, 01:01 PM

So, I guess Paris is already happy since she has no talent or reason for existing.

cmmdee · February 5th, 2008, 01:05 PM

She is going to ruin the L word.
She has contaminated all bodies of water by fishing in them and just being on or near them. I cannot stand this bitch.
She hates the press so much? Yet she courts them.
SOMEBODY pleeeeeeeease douse her in water like they did to Tom Cruise at that event. This shithead deserves it.