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    Talking Drunk whore Lindsay Lohan battles anorexic stickbug Keira Knightly for movie role

    Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley are set to fight it out for the role of romantic heroine Catherine Earnshaw in a new film adaptation of 'Wuthering Heights'.

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    Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley will battle for the lead role in 'Wuthering Heights'.

    The actresses are both vying to play romantic heroine Catherine Earnshaw in the big screen version of Emily Bronte's classic 1847 novel.

    Director John Maybury said: "I certainly wouldn't count Keira out but it's whether or not she wants to get back into period costume, because she's been in a few period dramas.

    "I don't count Lindsay Lohan out either. I really believe in the girl and she's coming out from the other side of her well documented problems - she just needs to be treated seriously."

    However, Lindsay's nationality could count against her.

    Maybury added to Britain's Daily Mail newspaper: "It can be slightly annoying having American actresses in British parts. They may be able to do brilliant British accents but that can be off putting if their accent is too perfect."

    Lindsay was set to star alongside Keira in Dylan Thomas biopic 'The Edge of Love' - also directed by Maybury - but pulled out at the last minute.

    The actress couldn't get insurance following her high-profile battles with alcohol and drugs, which saw her spend a two-month stint in rehab last year.

    The month before pulling out of the film, Lindsay had been arrested for driving under the influence (DUI) and cocaine possession.


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    move this one too..
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    absolutely not

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    erm why
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    THAT'S BETTER :p
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    I want Britney for this role!!!!!!!!!

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    How about someone with talent instead of either of those two hacks?
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    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    There is no way anyone would cast Blowhan over Keira in a period piece. Unless they were mental.
    Nobody wants to hire Lilo anyway.

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    Maybe Britney can help Lohan with the accent thing.

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    Did they have cocaine back in the 1800's that wasn't prescribed by Freud?
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    That is absolute rubbish!

    Both the director and the screenwriter (with casting credits) of a small independent film turned Blohan down for a role they were casting and she wanted it bad.
    She is unhireable!

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    I hate it when the brits yammer on about yanks doing british accents in 'their' films. How many brits are taking american rolls again? And how many do a credible american accent?

    And yes, Grimm, they did have cocaine use back in the 1800's:

    The use of cocaine in its pure form led to the first major epidemic of cocaine use at the end of the 1800's and the beginning of the 1900's. At the beginning of that epidemic, as now, many people thought that cocaine was a harmless drug. As more and more people tried it and became addicted to it, it gained a reputation as a highly dangerous, very addictive drug. In the early 1900's, the terms "dope" and "dope fiend" were used to describe cocaine and the cocaine user who would do anything to get the next dose of cocaine. The drug's bad reputation combined with stricter laws against sales and possession led to less and less use of cocaine in the first few decades of the twentieth century. Sixty years after it began, cocaine use had practically disappeared by 1930.
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    Honestly, I can't picture Lohan or Knightly as Cathy.

    If casting is going this weird, I'm afraid who they'll cast as Heathcliff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Did they have cocaine back in the 1800's that wasn't prescribed by Freud?
    Freud was such a psychotic coke head... his cure for homosexuality was to keep fucking female prostitutes until you decided you were straight.

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    When it comes to the good doctor I'm still stuck on penis envy.
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