January 31st, 2008, 01:00 PM
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Christina Ricci was sexually assaulted by a chimpanzee on the set of her latest movie 'Penelope'.
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Christina Ricci was sexually assaulted by a chimpanzee on the set of her latest movie.
The actress, who already has a phobia of the animal, revealed Chim Chim grabbed her left breast while she was filming 'Penelope'.
Christina - who plays a woman born with a pig's nose in the movie - said: "I'm afraid of monkeys, but I had decided not to be afraid of Chim Chim because no one else is. I thought, 'Everyone else thinks he's awesome so just be cool.'
"It's the first day of shooting and I have this kitchen scene where I'm sitting down and Chim Chim is sitting right next to me. Of course, it freaks out during the take and grabs my left breast and will not let go, and he's so strong."
Christina was so terrified she had to be rescued by her fellow co-stars, including Reese Witherspoon, James McAvoy and Richard E. Grant.
She revealed: "I'm so freaked out and the rest of the actors are facing the other way so no one sees that this has happened to me and I'm like, 'Help, help' as quietly and calmly as possible so this thing does not freak out any further.
"Finally they got him off me but my fear is completely validated and I did not go near him for the rest of the shoot. Monkeys are crazy and you never what they'll grab onto - I don't like unpredictable animals."
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January 31st, 2008, 01:06 PM
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January 31st, 2008, 01:12 PM
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I'm sorry but is anyone really going to call this sexual assault? Give me a break.
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January 31st, 2008, 03:11 PM
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just visualizing the monkey grabbing her tit and not letting go. haha
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January 31st, 2008, 03:35 PM
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January 31st, 2008, 03:36 PM
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God, I hate when that happens. 
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January 31st, 2008, 04:34 PM
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Well then my boyfriend's dog should be up for life in prison for humping every leg he he sees.
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January 31st, 2008, 04:37 PM
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I wish I could have switch bodies with that chimp for that short moment!!! 
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January 31st, 2008, 06:26 PM
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February 1st, 2008, 01:08 AM
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So was everyone grabbing all over her breasts, trying to loosen his grip? Like "oh, sorry, its your LEFT breast, thought it was your right. Should have realized no monkey hand was there."
I hate monkeys with a passion. All they do is masturbate and throw poop.
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February 1st, 2008, 01:19 AM
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That is funny as hell!! Maybe Chim Chim thought he was there to feed him!
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February 1st, 2008, 04:08 AM
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Funny 
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February 1st, 2008, 05:02 AM
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February 1st, 2008, 05:20 AM
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I'd go 'awwww cute' if a monkey grabbed my tit. But if it hurt, thats another story. I'd probably be flicking it like crazy.
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February 1st, 2008, 05:51 AM
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This is funny if you don't have a phobia. But for someone with a phobia, it must be very hard and shocking!
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