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    Talking Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch falls from the wagon it was never on

    Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon yet again, after she was spotted drinking vodka in a New York nightclub.

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    Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon yet again, it has been claimed.

    The 'Mean Girls' star - who spent two months in rehab last year for alcohol addiction - was seen drinking vodka at New York hotspot The Box on Friday night (25.01.08) as she partied with shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, DJ Samantha Ronson and 'The Hills' star Brody Jenner.

    A fellow clubber told the New York Post newspaper: "Lindsay took a swig of vodka from a bottle of Grey Goose. She was trying to keep a low profile and covering her face."

    The 21-year-old actress was said to be all over 24-year-old reality TV star Brody at the club, but then moved on to the 1 Oak club with Paris Hilton's ex Stavros.

    A witness there said: "Lindsay wasn't drinking."

    Lindsay's representative refused to comment. She last fell off the wagon on New Year's Eve when she was seen gulping champagne from the bottle at a party.

    Meanwhile, Lindsay is said to have 'split' from her 'sober buddy' Courtenay Semel.

    Courtenay accompanied the 'I Know Who Killed Me' actress everywhere and slept in an adjoining room when she stayed in hotels, to help encourage Lindsay to avoid alcohol.

    But Courtenay, Yahoo! chairman Terry Semel's daughter, is said to have cut all ties with Lindsay as she was jealous of the time she spent with her other friends.

    A source said: "I think it was a jealously issue. Every time Lindsay had a girlfriend around the house, Courtenay started acting all weird. She'd go up to her bedroom and start texting Lindsay - even though they were in the same house! It was like Courtenay wanted Lindsay all to herself."

    Lindsay is now reportedly planning to employ a female model named Alex as her 'sober buddy'.

    The source added to America's Star magazine: "Alex has a boyfriend who really likes to drink. This could lead to trouble."


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    Drunks don't sobber up over night. It's a hard battle.

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    Yeah, it's even harder when you hire someone to hide the fact that you drink and call it a "sober buddy"
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    I highly doubt she's trying to sober up for anybody.

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    She never had any intentions of quitting. She was just doing the rehab thing to save face. I bet she's pissed she's been caught. Again!
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    I have never believed she was serious about being sober. I do believe her managers, lawyers and parents are pushing the 'it's a hard process' every time she's caught drinking because they're trying to stop her image from completely falling apart.
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    What image does she have left? She's a laughingstock.
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    I'm surprised Lohan still has an image.

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    She should just be a full on drunk and not hide anything.

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    I do wonder if any of her potential employers (or their insurance companies) are buying the "recovery is a hard process" line. I wonder if they'll hire her again so soon.

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    Linds. You're an adult. If you want to drink, then drink. Fine. Whatever. Maybe you're an alcholic. Maybe you just want to have fun. I don't know. But here's a wee bit of advice. Stay home and drink alone. Sure, its classic alcholic behavior, but then at least you can get your drunk on in peace. On second thought, don't listen to me.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I do wonder if any of her potential employers (or their insurance companies) are buying the "recovery is a hard process" line. I wonder if they'll hire her again so soon.
    i don't think she has any right now.

    Party time!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    i don't think she has any right now.

    Party time!!
    Actually she has two film projects coming up in the next couple months, if she doesn't screw them up again.
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    Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch falls from the wagon it was never on

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Actually she has two film projects coming up in the next couple months, if she doesn't screw them up again.

    Really! Damn. She's screwed then!

    Well, if she ever does start one of these films I hope to hell they get rid of that awful blonde hair!

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