January 20th, 2008, 04:53 AM
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Papa Joe Simpson wants to boot Pete Wentz so he can pimp out daughter Ashlee Simpson!
Papa Joe Simpson wants to Boot Pete so he can Pimp Out Ashlee!
Papa Joe Simpson is so disgusting. He will make his daughters do anything to earn a buck! His latest stroke of genius (emphasis on stroke) is to kick Pete Wentz to the curb so that he can pitch a reality show where guys vie for daughter Ashlee’s heart! Sick freak Joe Simpson is telling his daughter Ashlee to dump her boyfriend Wentz - not because he thinks girly-man Pete is bad for her, but because he wants Ashlee single so he can pitch a reality show in which men would compete for her hand. And who would be the contestants on this show anyway? 13 dopey guys between the ages of 21-35…and one older fellow in a wig and moustache who calls himself “Moe Grimpson.” And guess who would win? I think we all know. Moe Grimpson! It’s funny because I can totally see that happening. Which also makes it really, really sad.
Papa Joe Simpson wants to Boot Pete so he can Pimp Out Ashlee! | Backseat Cuddler
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January 20th, 2008, 02:58 PM
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Um, do you believe this? That "Moe Grimpson" reference made me think it's a joke.
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January 20th, 2008, 03:00 PM
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he really makes me sick.
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January 20th, 2008, 03:07 PM
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I think Asslee's a twat, but her and Pete have been together a long time and seem happy together. He should just butt out and leave them alone.
Somehow I can never see him doing this with Jessica. He wants her all to himself!
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January 20th, 2008, 03:08 PM
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Ew, he's so creepy.
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January 20th, 2008, 04:11 PM
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I'm surprised Papa Joe doesn't make more of an issue of Pete's bisexuality. Not that he should, but he's such a creep anyway. If this story is true, then Papa Joe is even sicker than I thought. He doesn't even care about his own daughter's happiness. I guess she's just a cash cow.
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January 20th, 2008, 04:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sparkly
I'm surprised Papa Joe doesn't make more of an issue of Pete's bisexuality. Not that he should, but he's such a creep anyway. If this story is true, then Papa Joe is even sicker than I thought. He doesn't even care about his own daughter's happiness. I guess she's just a cash cow.
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Hell, knowing Joe Simpson, he probably LIKES the fact that Pete's bisexual.
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