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    Default Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes go on double date with Jerry Seinfeld

    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Double Date with the Seinfelds

    WEDNESDAY JANUARY 16, 2008 12:30 PM EST
    Jerry Seinfeld (left) dined with Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Photo by: Ahmad Elatab / Jackson Lee / Splashnewsonline; INFphoto Suri may not have joined them, but Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had plenty of company at New York City's Sfoglia Tuesday night.

    The pair joined Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld at the exclusive upper east side eatery, for a nearly three-hour-long meal. Along with plates of rustic Italian food and red wine, the foursome shared plenty of laughs.

    In addition to Holmes entertaining the table with her animated storytelling, Cruise and Seinfeld cracked a few jokes.

    The Seinfelds left the restaurant first, leaving Cruise and Holmes to collect themselves before hitting the onslaught of paparazzi waiting outside.

    Earlier in the afternoon, Holmes got in touch with her creative side (not to mention undeniable love for fashion) by visiting the fabric store Mood. Holmes and Suri spent a lengthy amount of time picking out material – lots of creams and dark khaki as well as wool fabrics – to get suits made for herself and Tom.
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    Oh for fucks sake. So Tom is going after Seinfeld now......since we all know Jerry 'studied' that awful cult. Nice...

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    They must have something big on him.
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    ...Cruise and Seinfeld cracked a few jokes.

    I had no idea either one were capable of humor.

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    I wonder what it could be, butt! We better start the speculation! Maybe he likes to be with a couple of chimps while his wife forces food up his ass.
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    I wonder what it could be, butt! We better start the speculation!Maybe he likes to be with a couple of chimps while his wife forces food up his ass.
    I think you're close but I'd go with the chimps having food forced of their asses while his wife licks his fingers.
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    That's it!
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    Maybe they just ran into each other and decided to have dinner. I am sure they have met up before seeing how they do have homes near each other in Telluride, Colo.

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    What the hell is Katie doing at MOOD?!

    I'm never going there again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Maybe they just ran into each other and decided to have dinner. I am sure they have met up before seeing how they do have homes near each other in Telluride, Colo.
    Nah, I think they're lovers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    Nah, I think they're lovers.

    Ooh la la

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    Is it just me or is Katie starting to freak any of you out. She is totally looking the part of The Cult Leader's Wife:

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    ...Cruise and Seinfeld cracked a few jokes.

    I had no idea either one were capable of humor.
    I can just imagine Tom's maniacal laugh and Seinfeld's lame jokes. Cruise was probably rubbing Jerry's leg underneath the table the whole time. Maybe its his attempt to flirt, he thinks his maniacal laugh is the sex.
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    Jerry is too tall for Tom; it would show just how short Tom really is.
    I see him going for a much smaller/shorter man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    In addition to Holmes entertaining the table with her animated storytelling,
    Animated storytelling?!?! You mean like, "I love Tom, Tom is amazing, Suri is a genius..." THAT kind of storytelling?

    What a f#$@()%& dumb thing to write....
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