January 13th, 2008, 06:16 PM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: highway jammed with broken heroes
Posts: 20,327
|
Jenna Retires
Filed under: Jenna Jameson 
Jenna Jameson stunned an auditorium full of porn stars and adult entertainment peeps at the AVN Awards in Vegas on Saturday night when she unexpectedly announced that she was retiring from the biz.
"Honesty is key," she said. "I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever!"
Jameson's announcement was met with boos from the audience.
The porn star presented the crossover award to Stormy Daniels, who said, "Well I plan on spreading my legs for this industry for quite some time."
Click here to watch Jenna's shocking retirement announcement.
The porn biz is abuzz.
PerezHilton
__________________
|
|
|
|
January 13th, 2008, 06:56 PM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: in the twilight zone.
Posts: 3,944
|
Hasn't she been saying all over the place that she no longer shows her goods?? shut up already, you will always be seen as a porn star cause u did it for so long. btw she looks scary. she used to be really pretty.
__________________
" I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." Martin Luther King
|
|
|
|
|
January 13th, 2008, 07:07 PM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Out There
Posts: 15,709
|
With the way she looks, I don't think she has a choice.
Her face and body look wasted. I can't believe even the most desperate among us would think her fantasy material anymore.
|
|
|
|
January 13th, 2008, 08:45 PM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: almost heaven.... southeast, USA
Posts: 9,335
|
Well HALLELUJAH!!!  The world has already seen more than enough of that nasty ol' dried up cooter.
|
|
|
|
|
January 13th, 2008, 08:58 PM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Michigan
Posts: 6,040
|
Oh boy, she's classy now. 
|
|
|
|
|
January 13th, 2008, 10:48 PM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Posts: 12,822
|
I keep wondering if she's HIV positive. Her deteriorating looks, weight loss--IDK. It could just be drugs, but damn...she looks absolutely hideous.
|
|
|
|
|
January 13th, 2008, 10:56 PM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: May 2007
Location: 10 miles from Pootie Tang
Posts: 18,692
|
Well, Jenna 'retired' hundreds of erections with the way she's been looking lately, so no great loss there.
|
|
|
|
|
January 13th, 2008, 10:58 PM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Exchanging glances with the cunty bitches
Posts: 14,188
|
I thought she already retired. She's been saying this for a few years now. Only time will tell.
|
|
|
|
|
January 13th, 2008, 10:59 PM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 5,472
|
Exactly, she told us way back when she was retiring
|
|
|
|
|
January 14th, 2008, 04:39 PM
|
#10 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Turning faster than a hooker at a truck stop...
Posts: 8,229
|
Yes. Sadly, I think she may be ill.
__________________
Enjoy yourselves bitches!
|
|
|
|
|
January 14th, 2008, 04:42 PM
|
#11 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: in Hell. I drove the bus here.
Posts: 23,112
|
i wonder if she actually has money?
__________________
If you see me in a Megan Fox thread, please proceed to beat the everloving shit out of me.
|
|
|
|
|
January 14th, 2008, 04:42 PM
|
#12 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Land of the stupids
Posts: 1,536
|
I think she's HIV positive too.
__________________
Proud Mama....now where's my glass of wine?
|
|
|
|
|
January 14th, 2008, 05:09 PM
|
#13 (permalink)
|
|
Friend of Gossip Rocks!
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Uranus
Posts: 26,228
|
What a great loss to the world of entertainment...nay, the world at large.  And if one person starts going on about what a 'great business woman' she is I will crawl through my screen and knock some sense into you.
__________________
The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.--Ralph Waldo Emerson
|
|
|
|
|
January 14th, 2008, 05:11 PM
|
#14 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
Posts: 45,216
|
I can practically hear her collapsed vagina crying in relief. It sounds really queefy.
__________________
"I can't help it if their ego suffers bystander trauma from my vivisection of their argument"
|
|
|
|
|
January 14th, 2008, 05:12 PM
|
#15 (permalink)
|
|
Friend of Gossip Rocks!
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Uranus
Posts: 26,228
|
*snicker* He said queefy.... 
__________________
The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.--Ralph Waldo Emerson
|
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:53 PM.
|
