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Old January 13th, 2008, 06:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jenna Retires

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Jenna Jameson stunned an auditorium full of porn stars and adult entertainment peeps at the AVN Awards in Vegas on Saturday night when she unexpectedly announced that she was retiring from the biz.
"Honesty is key," she said. "I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever!"
Jameson's announcement was met with boos from the audience.
The porn star presented the crossover award to Stormy Daniels, who said, "Well I plan on spreading my legs for this industry for quite some time."
Click here to watch Jenna's shocking retirement announcement.
The porn biz is abuzz.

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Old January 13th, 2008, 06:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hasn't she been saying all over the place that she no longer shows her goods?? shut up already, you will always be seen as a porn star cause u did it for so long. btw she looks scary. she used to be really pretty.
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Old January 13th, 2008, 07:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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With the way she looks, I don't think she has a choice.

Her face and body look wasted. I can't believe even the most desperate among us would think her fantasy material anymore.
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Old January 13th, 2008, 08:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well HALLELUJAH!!! The world has already seen more than enough of that nasty ol' dried up cooter.
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Old January 13th, 2008, 08:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh boy, she's classy now.
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Old January 13th, 2008, 10:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I keep wondering if she's HIV positive. Her deteriorating looks, weight loss--IDK. It could just be drugs, but damn...she looks absolutely hideous.
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Old January 13th, 2008, 10:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well, Jenna 'retired' hundreds of erections with the way she's been looking lately, so no great loss there.
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Old January 13th, 2008, 10:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I thought she already retired. She's been saying this for a few years now. Only time will tell.
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Old January 13th, 2008, 10:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Exactly, she told us way back when she was retiring
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Old January 14th, 2008, 04:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yes. Sadly, I think she may be ill.
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Old January 14th, 2008, 04:42 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i wonder if she actually has money?
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Old January 14th, 2008, 04:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I think she's HIV positive too.
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Old January 14th, 2008, 05:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What a great loss to the world of entertainment...nay, the world at large. And if one person starts going on about what a 'great business woman' she is I will crawl through my screen and knock some sense into you.
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Old January 14th, 2008, 05:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I can practically hear her collapsed vagina crying in relief. It sounds really queefy.
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Old January 14th, 2008, 05:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
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*snicker* He said queefy....
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