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    Default Avril Lavigne pregnant?

    ITH EXCLUSIVE: AVRIL LAVIGNE PREGNANT!!

    Wow!! Must be that time of the year for babies!! Isthishappening.com has learned exclusively that Canadian singer, Avril Lavigne is pregnant!! You heard it here first folks!! Our insider reports that Avril is a month and a half pregnant and that her husband, Deryck Whibley has been telling all his friends that he's excited to be a father...


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    Wow.

    She doesn't strike me as mother material, but whatevs. Good luck to her.

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    I had a premonition and I know what their baby will look like:

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    omg she's such an asshole. i hope that it makes her a nicer person.
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    Rats always give birth to five, six or more in one litter. I say, tough luck, bitch.

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    wow this one caught me by the surprise...she's waaaaay to immature to be a parent


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    Gawd, I hope Hot Topic does maternity wear.
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    Is she really too immature? Seems to me that it's all a facade for the public eye, she's a multi-millionaire so obviously she's not THAT immature.

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    i hope it's a girl and i hope she looks just like her troll daddy
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    Oh my...well, maybe it will knock down that ego of hers a tad.
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    That's the smartest thing I've heard since pancakes.

    She's touring for the next year. He's touring for the next year. Perfect time for babies!!! Dumb twitshit!

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    Time to grow up now, little rat faced girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allie View Post
    Is she really too immature? Seems to me that it's all a facade for the public eye, she's a multi-millionaire so obviously she's not THAT immature.
    So is Britney, silly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    Rats always give birth to five, six or more in one litter.
    That was priceless!!
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