January 10th, 2008, 02:32 AM
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ITH EXCLUSIVE: AVRIL LAVIGNE PREGNANT!!
Wow!! Must be that time of the year for babies!! Isthishappening.com has learned exclusively that Canadian singer, Avril Lavigne is pregnant!! You heard it here first folks!! Our insider reports that Avril is a month and a half pregnant and that her husband, Deryck Whibley has been telling all his friends that he's excited to be a father...
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January 10th, 2008, 02:42 AM
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Wow.
She doesn't strike me as mother material, but whatevs. Good luck to her.
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January 10th, 2008, 03:17 AM
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I had a premonition and I know what their baby will look like:
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January 10th, 2008, 03:19 AM
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omg she's such an asshole. i hope that it makes her a nicer person.
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January 10th, 2008, 04:56 AM
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Rats always give birth to five, six or more in one litter. I say, tough luck, bitch.
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January 10th, 2008, 05:15 AM
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- Incubus' Brandon Boyd on what he would do if he met Britney Spears 
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January 10th, 2008, 06:10 AM
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Gawd, I hope Hot Topic does maternity wear.
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January 10th, 2008, 07:10 AM
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January 10th, 2008, 07:13 AM
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Is she really too immature? Seems to me that it's all a facade for the public eye, she's a multi-millionaire so obviously she's not THAT immature.
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January 10th, 2008, 07:45 AM
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i hope it's a girl and i hope she looks just like her troll daddy 
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January 10th, 2008, 08:28 AM
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Oh my...well, maybe it will knock down that ego of hers a tad.
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January 10th, 2008, 09:03 AM
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That's the smartest thing I've heard since pancakes.
She's touring for the next year. He's touring for the next year. Perfect time for babies!!! Dumb twitshit!
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January 10th, 2008, 09:32 AM
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Time to grow up now, little rat faced girl. 
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January 10th, 2008, 09:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Allie
Is she really too immature? Seems to me that it's all a facade for the public eye, she's a multi-millionaire so obviously she's not THAT immature.
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So is Britney, silly!
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January 10th, 2008, 09:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere
Rats always give birth to five, six or more in one litter.
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That was priceless!!
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