Mr. Blackwell's Worst Dressed List

[mrs.v]

Posh Spice Tops Mr. Blackwell's Worst Dressed List
Tuesday January 8, 2008

Victoria Beckham performs with the Spice Girls on December 13, 2007 in London, England.
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MR. BLACKWELL'S 48TH ANNUAL WORST-DRESSED WOMEN LIST
10.) Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac."
9.) Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low."
8.) Jessica Simpson: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!"
7.) Avril Lavigne: "Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!"
6.) Eva Green: "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!"
5.) Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!"
4.) Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"
3.) Mary Kate Olsen: "YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!"
2.) Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below... she's part 50's car-hop horror."
1.) Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em."
Britney Spears — Us' Worst Dressed Star of the Year — was left off.
Mr. Blackwell added a note at the end of his list: "For those of you who were expecting to see Britney's name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was in appropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her."
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Allison Angrim?What year does this old bag think it is?

[crackho]

Give me a fucking break. Posh has more class and style in her ass hair than Britney has in her entire body. Ditto for the rest of the ones that scored better than she. Don't listen, Victoria!

[princessdagizzle]

i dont always love poshs style but she is always put together and pretty polished.... i dont agree with her being on this list... unfitney should have been the girl had no pants for half the year!

[Dixie Normos]

^^ he was obviously just picking the celeb who best worked into his brutal rhyiming scheme.

[Sweetie]

I will not take fashion advice from a man that wears rose colored glasses in the year 2007.

[Just Kill Me]

I guess what he's saying is the people are "sane" so it's okay to make fun of their clothing choices?
I see more clothing on Posh that I want than what I don't like... it's her robotits that do it.

[crackho]

Originally Posted by Sweetie

I will not take fashion advice from a man that wears rose colored glasses in the year 2007.

Good point!

[Rianam]

Maybe you have to make an attempt at dressing before you can make the list.

(This was regarding Britney not making the list.)

[sputnik]

^^^
i'm sure she had the top spot before he removed her out of pity for her being mid-breakdown.

i know technically she's badly dressed but i admit i like mk olsen's crazy baglady get-ups. i get a kick out of them. same as amy winehouse and her beehive and grimy crackwhore ballet slippers

[cmmdee]

I do so love Eva Green

[azoria]

I can't believe Mariah Carey didn't make the top 10. She is the poster girl for Women Who Always Dress Badly.

[buttmunch]

I will not take fashion advice from a man that wears rose colored glasses in the year 2007.

Thank you. This idiot has managed to make an entire career out of coming out of the closet once a year to state was is sometimes the bleeding obvious and is sometimes just sheer malice. Can't stand him and never have.

[Dixie Normos]

^^Ah, but unlike a few of his victims, he opted NOT to exit the closet wearing everything he owns at once!

[moomies]

Originally Posted by crackho

Give me a fucking break. Posh has more class and style in her ass hair than Britney has in her entire body. Ditto for the rest of the ones that scored better than she. Don't listen, Victoria!

Ya, why isn't Brit on the list? Maybe she's beyond worst dressed she wasn't worth mentioning.

Originally Posted by Sweetie

I will not take fashion advice from a man that wears rose colored glasses in the year 2007.

Buwahahahaha.

[Bijoux]

Well at least he's got Avril right.