Victoria Beckham tries out a fruity look as an under-ripe banana with melon titties

[Honey]

When you're teeny tiny enough to hide behind a lamppost, it can be hard to stand out from the crowd.



But Victoria Beckham never has any trouble. In the lurid citrus frock and heels she chose for a meal out with her husband David at the weekend, she could surely be seen for miles.
The 33-year-old Spice Girl teamed the items with cherry red toenails and her usual orange tan to give a true fruit bowl effect.
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Fruity: David and Victoria Beckham last night out in London



Mrs Beckham, a dedicated follower of fashion, was probably inspired by the neon shades all over the spring catwalks, although experts have warned against using them head to toe.

Squeezed into her tight flower-patterned dress Victoria Beckham pouted hand-in-hand with husband David, who looked ultra-conservative in a shirt, waistcoat and trousers.
The pair were visiting top London restaurant St Alban, but the footballer looked as if he would be more suited to waiting tables at the trendy venue than eating there.

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Victoria Beckham's boob job has reached staggering proportions in this canary yellow dress which makes her look like an underripe banana





Recently the couple have been said to be feeling the strain on their marriage as they spend so much time apart while Victoria continues touring with the Spice Girls and David has football commitments in LA.
The pair have also come under criticism for looking so glum. Victoria and David are often snapped looking stern and humourless as they go in and out of glamorous parties.
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Closer than ever: Victoria and David Beckham in a striking show of unity with their hands defiantly placed on each other's laps


Their evening at the restaurant was no exception - there was not a smile between them.
Nonetheless, the meal at the St Alban restaurant in Mayfair must have been a welcome treat during her gruelling schedule of Spice Girls concerts.
They are at London's O2 arena until January 22 then move on to Manchester.


The couple share a moment of tenderness as Victoria strokes David's hand


Breast friends: Scary Spice gets all touchy-feely with Posh during their latest concert in their tour.


Victoria tries out a fruity new look as an under-ripe banana while David has a grey day | the Daily Mail

[january]

I actually don't mind Victoria but those titties are just awful. And for the love of God she really needs to stop with the fake baking and self tanner.

[mrs.v]

obnoxious titties.

[Classic Broad]

That would've been cute with a little black bolero jacket..

[aabbcc]

Not a fan of her clothes or those hideous boobs. She looks so much better when they are covered up. Fake melon tits are NOT attractive.

[MissVenus]

She is fabulous and stylish, which makes me wonder why she insists on keeping those ridiculous boobs?

[sharon_b]

Like is said in another thread she could pass herself off as a Lollypop Lady, all she is missing is a stick.

[msdeb]

i like her but wow, those boobs. no no no

[Icepik]

I love all that is Posh! LOL; she's like a real life Barbie doll!

[ManxMouse]

Please tell me she doesn't claim that those are real.

If she does, WHO does she think she is kidding????

[Icepik]

Please tell me she doesn't claim that those are real.

If she does, WHO does she think she is kidding????

She's never claimed them to be real. It's a well known fact she bought those

[Laurent]

Please tell me she doesn't claim that those are real.

I've read she maintained they were nature's bounty, until forced to admit otherwise during a defamation trial.

[bellini]

Pretty dress. More for summer though. It must be uncomfortable to always have the grapefruits smashed in and pushed up.

[aabbcc]

I have no problem with women wanting to enhance themselves, but why go for a look that is so obviously fake? You can have your breasts enlarged while still looking natural.

[NicoleWasHere]

Her tits look like they could have minds of their own.