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Thread: Suri Cruise to voice Knut the polar bear movie?

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    The Animation Picture Company has offered the Berlin Zoo $5 million for the rights to Knut the polar bear's story reports People . Knut rose to fame after his bitch of a mommy rejected him when he was a baby. He was raised by humans and became the #1 attraction at the Berlin zoo. He recently turned 1.
    Producer Ash R. Shah said Knut's story would make the perfect movie. He said, "With his friendly character, he's serves as an ambassador for the Earth's problems – climate change and the melting polar ice caps. A movie about Knut would affect people all over the world."
    The Berlin Zoo said they are considering the offer.
    Ash also wants Suri Cruise to voice Knut. WTF?! Can Suri even speak? I don't think Tommy Girl programmed that in yet. He probably will never program her to speak since she can spill his secrets! Tommy Girl probably saw a few episodes of "Small Wonder" where he learned that robots are capable of talking shit! I mean Vicki the Robot was kind of a bitch. He's not going to let Suri sass him!
    I wouldn't doubt it though. Tommy loves to whore Suri out. I mean he wants to get his money's worth.

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    Gawd, that kid is fugly. Putting her next to that super-cute little bear doesn't help either.

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    I think that's a bit unfair, I think she's a gorgeous wee thing! She does seem a bit young to be a movie star mind you. The polar bear is realy cute too!
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    The "bitch mother" rejected it? If she was zoo raised herself from too early an age, she wouldn't know how to raise a cub. That, or the stress of confined living on top of a cub was too much for her. Many animals cannibalized or ditch their young if they don't feel they are in a safe enough/fruitful enough environment. With THOUSANDS of daily spectators at the zoo, I'd say fear was the reason she wouldn't care for Knut.
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    I agree, Dixie.

    And Suri is a little freak with a bowl cut and cankles.

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    there's definitely a nut in the family, but I don't think it's poor suri...
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    Katie should be hung for putting that dress on Suri.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    And Suri is a little freak with a bowl cut and cankles.
    ITA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Gawd, that kid is fugly. Putting her next to that super-cute little bear doesn't help either.
    Totally agree. Kid is fugly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    The "bitch mother" rejected it? If she was zoo raised herself from too early an age, she wouldn't know how to raise a cub. That, or the stress of confined living on top of a cub was too much for her. Many animals cannibalized or ditch their young if they don't feel they are in a safe enough/fruitful enough environment. With THOUSANDS of daily spectators at the zoo, I'd say fear was the reason she wouldn't care for Knut.
    For a moment there, I thought you were talking about Katie & Suri....



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    ^^well, I'm sure living with TomKat is sorta like zoo life, always under surveillance, other people chosing your meals and planning your day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Katie should be hung for putting that dress on Suri.
    They were in a hurry, so they wrapped her in a dish towel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Katie should be hung for putting that dress on Suri.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    They were in a hurry, so they wrapped her in a dish towel.

    It's a Chav's dream......a Burberry plaid little girls dress
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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Gawd, that kid is fugly. Putting her next to that super-cute little bear doesn't help either.
    I couldn't agree more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetie View Post
    Katie should be hung for putting that dress on Suri.
    Tom wishes Katie was hung.

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