Top 35 Britney Spears moments of 2007

**DontMindMe** · January 2nd, 2008, 03:29 AM

This started out as the ‘Top 5 Britney Spears Moments of 2007′ and then became the ‘Top 15′, ‘Top 20′, ‘Top 25′ and finally the ‘Top 35 Britney Spears Moments of 2007′. Brit should have known it was going to be a crazy year when she started it off by collapsing at a New Year’s Eve party. Then she quickly went on to check into rehab, shave her head, check back in and out of rehab, before attempting rehab a third time. The rest of her 2007 was just as rocky.
Here is a Look at ‘Britney Spears Top 35 Moments of 2007′

Britney Goes from Bald Eagle to Bald Head - Brit’s biggest story of the year was when she shockingly shaved her head bald after returning to Cali from a one day attempt at rehab in Aruba.
Britney Spears Hits Rock Bottom - These photos of Britney Spears showed she was partying too hard and that it was all catching up with her and making her age prematurely.
Britney Collapses at New Year’s Eve Party - Brit got the year off to a banging start when she collapsed and passed out at a New Year’s Eve party in Las Vegas.
Britney Spears Enters, Leaves Rehab in Same Day - She mysteriously was in rehab for one day before checking out before midnight in Aruba the day before shaving her head bald.
Britney Ditches Rehab Again - Her second shot at rehab didn’t go any better as Spears quickly checked herself out again.
Britney Spears VMA Performance (video) - One of the worst performances by a professional entertainer on such a large platform. Britney was overweight, out of sync and rhythm, as this performance become one of Britney’s most laughable moments ever.
Britney Spears Claims to be the Anti-Christ - Britney being Britney as she claimed she was in fact the anti-Christ.
Britney to Pay K-Fed $20,000 for Life - Brit’s bad year didn’t mean K-Fed didn’t cash in as he was awarded $20,000 a month in support from Britney for himself and their boys.
Britney Spears Loses Custody of Her Kids - Only people in the project lose their kids right? I don’t think anyone could have predicted Britney losing custody of her two boys to K-Fed of all people but she did.
Britney Spears Booked for Hit and Run - Britney ran her car into a parked car and didn’t report it. This was quickly dropped once Britney agreed to pay for the damages.
Kleptomaniac Britney Spears Steals Cigarette Lighter - All had been quiet on the Britney front for a couple of weeks when Brit decided to steal a dollar lighter from a North Hollywood gas station.
Britney Spears Crotch Shot Version 3.5 - Crotch shots are not a rare thing for the former pop teen. This was just another disgusting example of Britney’s beaver begging for attention.
Britney Spears Collection of Sex Tapes Stolen - A world without a Britney Spears sex tape would be like the Pope not owning a Bible.
Photo Shoot from Hell for Britney Spears - Brit’s psycho and drug enhanced behavior ruined this photo shoot and threatened her career.
Give Me More Video Features Topless Britney - Britney took her top off and grinded all over a stripper pole in her first video for her ‘Blackout’ album.
Cellulite, Britney Spears and a Bikini - The title sums up these less than flattering photos of Ms. Spears.
Britney and Isaac Cohen Blow $40 Grand on Vegas Night - The new K-Fed faded fast but not before hooking up with Spears in a $40,000-a-night hotel room.
Britney Spears Wacked Out Halloween Costume - Attention starved Britney putting on a mid-riff baring leotard begging for attention on Ghouls day.
Britney Spears Calls Judge ‘Old Fart’ and ‘Mean’ - The always respectful Britney called her custody judge a few names and then lost custody of her two boys.
Britney Spears Strips Down to Her Lingerie - These photos showed that Britney will strip down to her panties with just about anyone and for any camera.
Britney Spears Gains Monitored Visitation Rights - A judge finally allowed Britney to have visitation rights with her two boys as long as a court approved monitor was present for the visits.
Where Do You See Britney Spears in 10 Years - Over 50% of Bumpshack readers sadly believe that Britney Spears will be dead in 10 years.
Say It Ain’t So: Britney Pumps Lips Up - After eating her way to a plumped up stomach and thighs, Britney gets her lips botoxed.
Britney Spears White Trash Lingerie Bikini Day - No swimsuit, no problem for Brit as her and her friends stripped down to their underwear for an impromptu ocean dip.
Britney Spears So Called Come-Back Performance - This wasn’t exactly Elvis’ 68 comeback special. Britney lip synced to her songs while hiding behind more talented backup dancers.
Britney Spears Runs Over Photographer - I can’t really blame Britney for running over the foot of the paparazzi. She is tailed by 30 pap cars a day. I am surprised she hasn’t intentionally run over one of them and killed them.
Bodyguard Speaks of Britney Spears Drug Use - This is about as breaking news as steroids in baseball. The better question would be what are her favorite drugs.
Britney Drops F-Bomb on New Song - If Michael Jackson can drop the f-bomb on his comeback album then it’s absolutely necessary for Brit to do the same on ‘Blackout’.
Illusionist Criss Angel Bangs Britney Spears - Criss Angel banged Britney Spears while helping her choreograph her VMA performance, then after it flopped, said he had nothing to do with it.
Britney Spears Fries K-Fed with Pan to the Head - Redneck lady decided to whip K-Fed upside the head with a frying pan. I am just surprised that Kevin didn’t flip and kill her…but then again that would have required an effort on his part.
Britney’s Mop of Hair Sold on Ebay - Smart move by the hair salon where Britney took the buzzer and shaved her hair off. They should have auctioned it off for a live pay-per-view drug test of the mop.
K-Fed Settles with Britney for $1 Million - K-Fed is truly my hero.
Police Tell Britney Spears to Slow Down - I have no clue how Britney was speeding in Los Angeles with the traffic jam she constantly creates. She probably had a 100 yards of traffic free asphalt and floored it. I don’t blame her.
Kiss from Madonna Cursed Britney Spears - 25 reasons why that kiss 3 years ago with Madonna sent Britney’s career into a devastating and unrecoverable tailspin.
Britney Totally ‘Wiggin’ Out - It always makes sense to voluntarily shave all of your hair off then cover it up with an ugly wig.

Top 35 Britney Spears Moments of 2007--Bumpshack.com

**sputnik** · January 2nd, 2008, 04:30 AM

what about when she attacked a pap's car with an umbrella, right after she shaved her head? or is that included in number 1?
cause IMO that was the top shitney spears moment evar.

**AgentOrange** · January 2nd, 2008, 05:04 AM

Britney Spears photo corrected for age, to show star's possible appearance at age 30.

**sputnik** · January 2nd, 2008, 05:07 AM

^^^
like she'd ever give her boobs that much support...

DitaPage* · January 2nd, 2008, 05:42 AM

Originally Posted by sputnik

what about when she attacked a pap's car with an umbrella, right after she shaved her head? or is that included in number 1?
cause IMO that was the top shitney spears moment evar.

Twas the fucking funniest video!

**NicoleWasHere** · January 2nd, 2008, 05:44 AM

When did Britney say she was the anti-christ????? O_o

**Egolita** · January 2nd, 2008, 07:47 AM

jeez she actually still looked good a year ago at her new years thingie.

**cmmdee** · January 2nd, 2008, 08:46 AM

Haha. It was such a funny moment. She totally lost her shit.

**Trixie** · January 2nd, 2008, 08:51 AM

There should be 365 moments because I don't think a day went by without her doing something stupid.

**cmmdee** · January 2nd, 2008, 09:06 AM

^^ So True!

**Icepik** · January 2nd, 2008, 09:35 AM

I wonder how her story will end

**cmmdee** · January 2nd, 2008, 09:42 AM

^^ Not well. I predict more downward spiraling for her. She really needs to remove herself from Hollyweird and get her shit together because if not, it's Crazytown for her and it will NOT end well.