December 23rd, 2007, 01:43 AM
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Alli Sims says she'll make it without Britney Spears' help, world points and laughs
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 Britney Spears’ cousin Alli Sims is set to follow in the footsteps of her famous relative and launch her own pop career. The Gimme More star’s former assistant revealed her plans for an assault on the charts in an interview with German magazine Maxi, and insists she will succeed without the help of her celebrity connections. She says, “When I make it as a singer, I will have made it on my own. The people who help me with my career right now, I have met without Britney and that’s good. “I don’t want her to help me, I wanna make it on my own.” And Sims is confident is is destined to be a big star. She adds, “I wanna be the next Norah Jones. I just wanna be on stage and sing blues. If I were a product, I would be Louis Vuitton. Classic, tasteful, timeless.”
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Britney Spears’ cousin to launch singing career
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December 23rd, 2007, 01:47 AM
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she's already in the public eye, thanks to Brit. so how is that making it on her own.
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December 23rd, 2007, 01:53 AM
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Oh for the love of God. Is she or is she not her freakin' cousin??? She's evaded that question for EVER.
If she's not, she's the best user I've ever heard of, practically infringing on Madonna territory. Damn. I guess either way, she's lame for putting up with Britney. Ugh.
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December 23rd, 2007, 02:12 AM
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She adds, “I wanna be the next Norah Jones. I just wanna be on stage and sing blues. If I were a product, I would be Louis Vuitton. Classic, tasteful, timeless.”
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She means more like a cheap knockoff that nobody cares about or wants.
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December 23rd, 2007, 02:22 AM
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Oh for the love of God. Is she or is she not her freakin' cousin??? She's evaded that question for EVER.
If she's not, she's the best user I've ever heard of, practically infringing on Madonna territory. Damn. I guess either way, she's lame for putting up with Britney. Ugh.
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Uh, excuse me, but Madonna does not use anyone. She permits them to grace her presence with their time, talent and ideas. 
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December 23rd, 2007, 07:10 AM
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I can't stand this girl
There is nothing worse that a complete idiot full of ambition
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December 23rd, 2007, 08:09 AM
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They're cousins? Explains the idiocy and unfortunate face.
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December 23rd, 2007, 08:11 AM
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Go away already!
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December 23rd, 2007, 08:15 AM
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I'm curious to know if Lindsay Lohan's ran over that bitch's face, because her bottom lip is HUGE.
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December 23rd, 2007, 08:45 AM
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Invoking memories of a disaster is no way to let others heal their wounds..... Chris Crocker has you on his dartboard.
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December 23rd, 2007, 08:59 AM
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So...that dress? Is that classic and tasteful and timeless?
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December 23rd, 2007, 12:44 PM
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After being so unfortunate as to hear a song on her site I can assure you she will not have a music career anywhere but amongst Japanese anti-pop musos. And even then, they will revile her while they love her.
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December 23rd, 2007, 01:00 PM
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 having a cold one....while waiting....for yet another Spears family pregnancy/drugs/drunk-driving/exposing body parts/megalomaniac behavior announcement.
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December 23rd, 2007, 04:36 PM
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That dress she's wearing looks like the outfit that came with my Rock Star Barbie in 1991.
I'll believe that she wants to make it on her own when she stops name dropping Britney every time she opens her mouth.
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December 23rd, 2007, 04:44 PM
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They're cousins? Explains the idiocy and unfortunate face.
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I think they are cousin through marriage on her Dad's side.
Her have a singing career?!?!?!? LMAO!! 
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