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    Default Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to retun to work

    Jon Stewart and Steve Colbert Are Going Back to Work

    December 21st, 2007 by Evil Beet
    On January 7, with the rest of the late-night crew. It seems Comedy Central put some pressure on them to do this, as they’ve released the following (hilarious) joint statement:
    “We would like to return to work with our writers. If we cannot, we would like to express our ambivalence, but without our writers we are unable to express something as nuanced as ambivalence.”
    Maybe they can’t express ambivalence, but they can sure still be damn funny.
    The WGA’s all pissed, of course, and released the following retort:
    “Comedy Central forcing Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert back on the air will not give the viewers the quality shows they’ve come to expect. The only way to get the writing staffs back on the job is for the AMPTP companies to come back to the table prepared to negotiate a fair deal with the Writers Guild.”
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    Pregnant yet?

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    I think those two are really sexy.
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    I love Jon Stewart... I want to do horrible filty dirty things with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I think those two are really sexy.
    I do too. Funny smart men? YUM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I think those two are really sexy.
    Yes! Although I'm more into Stephen so you're welcome to have Jon to yourself, just leave me Stephen.

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    My kind of guys...smart, funny as hell, cute and just this side of dorky!!

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    ^^heck, why not go for a Colbert/Stewart sandwich?
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    I had a sex dream with Jon Stewart once.



    It was a good dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    ^^heck, why not go for a Colbert/Stewart sandwich?
    Exactly!! Why choose?

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    Colbert looks like Bob Saget to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normos View Post
    ^^heck, why not go for a Colbert/Stewart sandwich?
    yum
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I think those two are really sexy.
    I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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    Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

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    Jon Stewart is so hot, Colbert I don't care for, his looks or his schtick.
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    I'm totally down with these two as well. count me in. Jon's eyes look really pretty in that pic.

    Glad they're coming back on . . . I wonder if their writers will help them on the sly.

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