Jon Stewart and Steve Colbert Are Going Back to Work
December 21st, 2007 by Evil Beet
On January 7, with the rest of the late-night crew. It seems Comedy Central put some pressure on them to do this, as they’ve released the following (hilarious) joint statement:
“We would like to return to work with our writers. If we cannot, we would like to express our ambivalence, but without our writers we are unable to express something as nuanced as ambivalence.”
Maybe they can’t express ambivalence, but they can sure still be damn funny.
The WGA’s all pissed, of course, and released the following retort:
“Comedy Central forcing Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert back on the air will not give the viewers the quality shows they’ve come to expect. The only way to get the writing staffs back on the job is for the AMPTP companies to come back to the table prepared to negotiate a fair deal with the Writers Guild.”
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
I think those two are really sexy.
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
I love Jon Stewart... I want to do horrible filty dirty things with him.
My kind of guys...smart, funny as hell, cute and just this side of dorky!!
^^heck, why not go for a Colbert/Stewart sandwich?
"In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM
I had a sex dream with Jon Stewart once.
It was a good dream.
Colbert looks like Bob Saget to me.
Jon Stewart is so hot, Colbert I don't care for, his looks or his schtick.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
I'm totally down with these two as well. count me in. Jon's eyes look really pretty in that pic.
Glad they're coming back on . . . I wonder if their writers will help them on the sly.
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