December 19th, 2007, 10:53 AM
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Papa Joe Simpson thinks Jessica is going to be the next Julia Roberts
Jessica Simpson Is The Next Julia Roberts?
Looks like Papa Joe is pushing to have Jessica Simpson reprise Julia Robert’s Pretty Woman role. In fact, Joe is so excited about the project, that he is claiming that his daughter IS the next Julia Roberts. If he was my father….
“She think this one’s got hit written all over it. (Her father) Joe has been telling anyone who will listen that she’s the next Julia Roberts.”
Assuming this is true, do you think Jessica would make a good Vivian Ward?
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December 19th, 2007, 10:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sharon_b
Jessica Simpson Is The Next Julia Roberts?
Looks like Papa Joe is pushing to have Jessica Simpson reprise Julia Robert’s Pretty Woman role. In fact, Joe is so excited about the project, that he is claiming that his daughter IS the next Julia Roberts. If he was my father….
“She think this one’s got hit written all over it. (Her father) Joe has been telling anyone who will listen that she’s the next Julia Roberts.”
Assuming this is true, do you think Jessica would make a good Vivian Ward?
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A. A remake of a movie that shitty? Won't watch.
B. Jessica Simpson in another movie? Won't watch. When are they gonna learn about this tranny ho? She can't fucking act...
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December 19th, 2007, 10:58 AM
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WTF? Pretty woman?! Do they really need to make another one?!
Nothing and I mean NOTHING will make this dumbass a decent actress.
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December 19th, 2007, 10:59 AM
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The first Pretty Woman sucked.
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December 19th, 2007, 11:04 AM
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The first Pretty Woman sucked.
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It TOTALLY sucked.
Okay, so Simpson is in a remake of Working Girl....and then a remake of Private Benjamin....and now Pretty Woman?
Um, if she REALLY were the next Julia Roberts, we'd have noticed by now. How f*cking pathetic can you get.
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December 19th, 2007, 11:10 AM
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Hmm...Papa Pimp?
Whore made good.......jury's still out babe.....*whispers* We"ll do lunch
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December 19th, 2007, 11:11 AM
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Assuming this is true, do you think Jessica would make a good Vivian Ward?
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Well, I think she'd make a good prostitute.
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December 19th, 2007, 11:12 AM
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She could totally be the next Whorlia.
1. Big mouth...check
2. Annoying...check
3. No talent...check
4. Slut trying to disguise herself as a sweetheart...check
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December 19th, 2007, 11:15 AM
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Oscar nomination *BAHBOW*
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December 19th, 2007, 11:24 AM
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Chestica is one of those poor kids who never get criticized by their parents and who constantly gets told how fabulous she is. No wonder she got depressed when it dawned on her that no one else agreed.
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December 19th, 2007, 11:34 AM
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Will this man PLEASE go away. He's at the top of my list for Worst parent of the year.
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December 19th, 2007, 12:10 PM
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December 19th, 2007, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by happy8
Will this man PLEASE go away. He's at the top of my list for Worst parent of the year.
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He's third on mine, right after Twitney and her mother
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December 19th, 2007, 01:17 PM
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she's can't act and she messed up her face so much that she's not attractive in any way.
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December 19th, 2007, 01:21 PM
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he's a big joke! i hope all her movies go straight to dvd! im sick of her and sister and her stupid father.
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