December 17th, 2007, 07:32 AM
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Jessica Simpson Is A Bad Luck Charm
Jessica Simpson is ruining football! Jess and Papa Joe's creepy ass attended the Dallas Cowboys VS Philedlphia Eagles today to cheer on Jess' dude, Tony Romo. Apparently it was one of his worst games.
Jess wore Tony's jersey, but in pink. How fucking stupid is she? I guess they kept showing her dumbass on tv.

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December 17th, 2007, 07:39 AM
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LOL - I admit I thought the same thing while watching the game.
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December 17th, 2007, 07:44 AM
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Bitching whore. Hate her even more, if thats possible.
DUMP HER SKANK ASS ROMO!!!! PLEASE!
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December 17th, 2007, 07:48 AM
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The Lex and Terry morning show is giving away $1,000.00 to the first person to make a banner saying "Dump Jessica", that is able to get pictured on tv. LOL
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December 17th, 2007, 07:49 AM
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"Papa Perv" is more DESPERATE than he has EVER been, to hook Jessica up to a suitable man...because the public HATES HER since she divorced Nick Lachey!!!
He was probably penning a reality show for the 2 of them as he sat in the stands.
No sane man is going to have ANYTHING to do with her.........EVER.
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG. Just noticed, even GRANDDADDY is there by her side!
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December 17th, 2007, 08:00 AM
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On an entirely irrelevant note, she actually looks pretty in these pictures.
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December 17th, 2007, 08:08 AM
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Why did they feel the need to show her ugly mug every 30 seconds though during the game??? We weren't watching it to see that WHORE, we wanted to see the freaking game!!!
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December 17th, 2007, 08:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LynnieD
Why did they feel the need to show her ugly mug every 30 seconds though during the game??? We weren't watching it to see that WHORE, we wanted to see the freaking game!!!
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And how much do you want to bet that she had no freakin' clue what was going on? Didn't she always hate it when Nick watched sports? I think I remember that from the Newlyweds show (sheepishly admitting that I watched it!).
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December 17th, 2007, 08:37 AM
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Hahahahaha! And the Cowboys lost. Anyone looking to blame Jessica's attendance didn't watch the game this week, or last week when Detroit should have beat them.
Tony Romo always has this smug look on his face. I'm glad he blew it.
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December 17th, 2007, 08:42 AM
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Jessica's popularity has risen here in Philly......
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December 17th, 2007, 08:49 AM
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She REALLY needs to go seduce Tom Brady. Those friggin Pats NEED to lose. Thank god my Peyton Manning is allegedly gay, and will not be bothered by that talent succubus.
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December 17th, 2007, 08:53 AM
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If I was sitting behind her, I'd have to tug at her crappy loose curls to get her to sit her arse down.
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December 17th, 2007, 09:01 AM
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Quote:
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And how much do you want to bet that she had no freakin' clue what was going on? Didn't she always hate it when Nick watched sports? I think I remember that from the Newlyweds show (sheepishly admitting that I watched it!).
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Goose, please. No need to be embarrassed. Not on here.
She had NO clue about sports and nagged Nick constantly about him watching too much football.
But she is the female Brad Pitt and morphes into her partners. So maybe, two weeks from now, she's a cheerleader.
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December 17th, 2007, 09:02 AM
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On an entirely irrelevant note, she actually looks pretty in these pictures.
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Yeh...i have to agree, i really like her hair but thats about it, nothing else.
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December 17th, 2007, 09:03 AM
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My first thought was the same as others....She has NO CLUE what football is about. Yep, she will be dumped quickly - no doubt.
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