Brad Pitt's wee part

cmmdee · December 7th, 2007, 12:15 PM

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Juliette Lewis says Brad Pitt is poorly endowed

Juliette Lewis’ career hasn’t really taken off since she dated Brad Pitt in the early 90s. She’s appeared in minor roles in several comedies and has worked steadily, but doesn’t have any television or film roles out this year. That may be because she’s busy with her music career. She’s had success as the lead singer for the punk band “Juliette and The Licks,” and is known for her half-dressed wild stage antics.
Juliette was out a bar recently when she dropped hints that Brad Pitt’s manhood is nothing to write home about. She said he wasn’t a big, emphasis on big, deal in the sack:

After playing a rockin’ set with her band at club Chop Suey in Seattle… Juliette Lewis - who was hot ‘n heavy with hunky Brad Pitt back in the Stoned Age - was mingling at the bar when a wiseguy fan blurted: “Hey, Juliette, how was Brad Pitt in the sack anyway?” Stunned for a second, she flashed a mischievous grin and purred: “He was no… BIG deal, if ya know what I mean!” As Juliette turned to head back on stage, the guy yelled: “Are you saying Brad was the PITTS?” Juliette started laughing so hysterically she banged into a table and sent everyone’s drinks flying - but quickly ordered a round on her and hopped back onstage, still giggling.

[From The National Enquirer, Mike Walker’s column, print edition, December 17, 2007]
I bet Brad is probably average. He’s 5′11″ tall and although I couldn’t find his shoe size, George Clooney joked that his feet were small when they were immortalized in cement in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood.

So who’s got the bigger feet, Pitt or Clooney?
“He’s got very small feet,” said Clooney, in mock seriousness. “I don’t want that out, ’cause you know how those rumors can start.”

[From Showbuzz.cbsnews.com]
I might be on the wrong track in trying to judge Pitt’s manhood by his height and foot size. Menshealth on About.com says you can’t judge penis size by the size of a man’s hands or feet, but they don’t elaborate. Here’s a scientific study from 2002 (link is to PDF File) that found no relation between foot size and penile length among 104 men studied. So is Brad Pitt poorly endowed? We only have Juliette Lewis’ word for it.
Juliette is shown performing with The Licks on 11/17/07, thanks to PRPhotos.

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Story is probably false but hilarious!

Sweetie · December 7th, 2007, 12:17 PM

I love this chick!

aabbcc · December 7th, 2007, 12:17 PM

I love Juliette, but for someone who isn't well-endowed herself, she shouldn't comment about others. Play nice, girl.

KrisNine · December 7th, 2007, 12:31 PM

Now, I'm not one to defend Bradley, but I seem to remember seeing pictures and I don't think he was "poorly endowed".

twitchy · December 7th, 2007, 12:40 PM

I've seen the photos. He's normal (apart from the one where he's posing with it tucked away which is just funny) and Juliette's full of it.

KrisNine · December 7th, 2007, 12:42 PM

^^That one is funny!! He's doing the Silence of the Lambs dance.

crackho · December 7th, 2007, 12:47 PM

Personally, I don't think its ever proper to bad mouth an ex or someone you had sex with. Its shows a complete lack of class. She should have said "Honey, I make a wonderful lover out of everyone I'm with" and left it at that.

january · December 7th, 2007, 01:46 PM

She's not getting parts anymore because she's a Scientology loony, and as much clout as the Scientologists think they have, there are only a handful that are actually still given lead roles (Travolta, Cruise), and they were popular before they got so crazy (or at least showed that side of them). I think the tide will turn against them as well, or at least against Cruise. Travolta will be okay if he keeps his mouth shut. Look at the Scientologists whose offers have all dried up: Juliette Lewis, Giovanni Ribisi, Erika Christensen...all talented, and once called "the next big thing", now not so much. And all those TV stars who haven't made the leap to the movies because the offers aren't there.

Janet296 · December 7th, 2007, 01:48 PM

Chances are that Brad is just like most guys in that dept...average. Nothing wrong with average but it takes someone with no class to do that for no reason. She is not low class but no class!

Sweetie · December 7th, 2007, 01:49 PM

Juliette Lewis just doesn't give a shit. It's not about a level off class, she just doesn't care. I like her. I am sure she isn't the first person to knock an ex.

zattygrrl · December 7th, 2007, 01:52 PM

What is it with men being obsessed with their peni? Does any woman out there really want that BIG 10 INCH?? Porn stars excluded. I am just over 5ft, barely, and I saw one of those on a guy I dated, it just didn't fit. No other way to say it, and I don't know about the rest of you girls, but in my experience the hand/foot/nose rumors never match up.