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    Victoria Beckham suggested that American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, must have a low sperm count which could be the reason why he refuses to have children with his girlfriend Terri Seymour. Backstage at the Spice Girls show, Posh asked about her plans for kids with Cowell and Seymour replied:


    "I would like them but he doesn't."
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    "I think it's because his trousers are too high and too tight. I think it's affecting his sperm count!"
    Posh is probably right eh? Seymour probably enjoys her time with Cowell because he's wealthy, but she's wasting precious time if she's considering children are going to be in her future.
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    Or maybe he just doesn't want kids. Lots of people don't want or like kids. Nothing wrong with that.

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    Can Posh shut her fucking yapper for 5 friggin seconds??

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    Why are they making such a big deal about him not wanting kids? So what???
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    Seymour is stupid. She wants kids but he doesn't? Why is she with him again? Oh. Loot. That's right.

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    Plenty of people don't want kids, good on him for being self aware. Too many people have them when they don't really want them or want the responsibility that comes with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DontMindMe View Post
    WTF kind of ass backwards statement is that? Yeah, that is the only reason possible for the man not wanted to have kids! Posh, just because you felt the need to spit offspring from your vagina, doesn't mean the rest of the world wants to do the same. Whatever happened to "making an educated decision?" Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that he is always traveling? Not everyone thinks that is a great life for their kids!

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    It never ceases to amaze me how one offhand statement, in this case a poor joke, can be used to spawn an article. They didn't have any real gossip to report?

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    It's funny Posh is far too self conscious to open her mouth to smile, lest anybody see her teeth, yet she'll open her gob to speak-- and blather on with stupid comments like this. She just needs to wire it shut indefinitely. It's not like she uses her mouth to ingest food.
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