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    Default Casting call: Britney Spears body double for Blender photoshoot

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    Britney Body Double Wanted?





    A Dlisted birdie sent me a supposed notice from LA Casting asking for a Britney Spears body double for an upcoming photoshoot for Blender. Here's what it reads:
    Britney/Blender
    Rate: $500 a day
    Shoot Dates: Either Friday 12/14 or Monday 12/17
    "Photo double / Female / Caucasian / 18 - 25 "
    We are casting for a Britney Spears body double. You must have shoulder to medium length blonde hair. This person must also be in shape! 5'2" to 5'5". This will be a take off of a Bert Stern photograph of Marilyn Monroe in bed, from the last shoot before her death. Your face will not be shown in the final photograph/cover
    Above is the photo of Marilyn I believe they are talking about. This listing could be fake, but it's hilarious. They probably know Britney isn't going to show at all, so they need to cover their bases.
    They should just take a picture of Porky Pig in a white sheet and call it a day. Easier that way.
    How lame, but how very believable!

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    That doesn't look like Britney Spears, that looks like a Marilyn Monroe rip-off.

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    Your face will not be shown in the final photograph/cover
    Um, obviously!

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    If anyone should climb in a blender, it should be trainwreck herself.

    There really ought to be a Britney version of this any time soon:
    Frog in a Blender - Joe Cartoon
    "In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    Quote Originally Posted by NicoleWasHere View Post
    That doesn't look like Britney Spears, that looks like a Marilyn Monroe rip-off.
    That is the Marilyn Monroe picture they're ripping off, or doing "a take-off" on as they like to say.

    And btw, how macabre is it that they're right out implying Britney is in her final days before her death, as Marilyn was in those pictures? It's not clever, it's just uncomfortable when it's entirely possible, they way she's going.

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    here's your chance Chris. this is what you've been waiting for
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    Britney's body double should be Miss Piggy. Done.


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    Oink Oink!
    vaya con dios

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    Now you've gone and offended Miss Piggy!

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    kingcap

    Umm,if this is real,it's disgusting.Enabling this slob and selling a fake image of her when we all can see everyday the reality of her cheeto covered mess.Yes,everyone is photoshopped,but this takes it to another level..off soapbox now
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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