December 4th, 2007, 10:00 AM
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Leona Helmsley's dog flees for her life
Rich Bitch Goes Into Hiding
Leona Helmsley's dog, Trouble, has been forced to flee her own home on a private jet and go into hiding after receiving several death threats. When Leona passed away she left Trouble $12 million. She has apparently received over 20 death threats and is living in an undisclosed Florida location. Leon's former aide said, "We were alarmed by the number of threats - 20 to 30, something of that order. I'm gonna kill the dog. I'm gonna kidnap the dog. I need the $12 million."
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December 4th, 2007, 10:05 AM
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The dog deserves 12 million - and even more - for putting up with that ugly bitch (my God rest her soul).
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December 4th, 2007, 10:07 AM
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December 4th, 2007, 10:12 AM
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Until now I've never seen a picture of it. Its actually a really cute dog. I wonder if its uppity after living with the Bitch Queen for so many years?
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December 4th, 2007, 10:16 AM
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What happens to the $ when the dog dies?
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December 4th, 2007, 11:19 AM
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Yeah, that dog looks like a diva.
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December 4th, 2007, 11:24 PM
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Aww WTF? who would send a dog death threats? Bless
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December 5th, 2007, 12:05 AM
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Peace. Goodwill. Hey dog!
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December 5th, 2007, 08:36 AM
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I'd like a dog just like that. Cute, little, fluffy, worth 12 million. Trouble can come live with me - I have a great backyard for it to play in, and want a dog. Plus I like shopping. Its a perfect fit. Good dog!
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