December 2nd, 2007, 04:15 AM
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were "spotted" going into the same bathroom together during a long flight from Frankfurt to Los Angeles reports Star Magazine. Someone thinks they were doing it. I can hear Jakey G giggling to that sentence right now. "Doing it with a girl? Ewwww..."
Anyway, this source said, “Reese and Jake kissed and cuddled together under a blanket in her recliner seat in the back row." Reese apparently then got up and went to the toilet and Jake followed her shortly thereafter going into the same toilet. Scandal.
“I started timing them - they were together in there for 11-minutes." Jake came out first and then Reese came out. I'm sure nobody "came" inside that bathroom.
Oh please! People need to stop with these falsities. Her tampon probably got stuck in her coochie and she needed her best girlfriend to help fish it out. I refuse to believe they are a couple!
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This is hilarious.
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December 2nd, 2007, 05:58 AM
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Bitch, please.
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December 2nd, 2007, 07:01 AM
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LOL
I can't believe they are still trying to sell this faux-mance.
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December 2nd, 2007, 07:07 AM
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I wonder how many times they had to pretend to have sex in the toliet until they were sure someone noticed?
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December 2nd, 2007, 09:21 AM
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Yeah, right. 
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December 2nd, 2007, 09:53 AM
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Unless she has been concealing a pecker, they were not having sex.
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December 2nd, 2007, 10:44 AM
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Umm,bullshit.
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December 2nd, 2007, 11:25 AM
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Why do stars pretend so much? Is it that they can't seperate reality from their acting roles?
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December 2nd, 2007, 12:00 PM
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Give it up, girlfriend. We ain't buying. 
(To Jake, BTW)
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December 2nd, 2007, 12:04 PM
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11 minutes? That part I believe...
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December 2nd, 2007, 12:26 PM
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She's probably having a lot of fun hanging out though. At least as much fun as one of my high school friends who took our hot gay male friend to the prom in the late 80's, when it was even easier to fool people when 'playing straight'.
Man the other girls were soooo jealous.
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December 2nd, 2007, 12:41 PM
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Reese has always been kind of private and now we're supposed to believe that she's having sex in airplane toilets? I don't think so.
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December 2nd, 2007, 01:09 PM
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December 2nd, 2007, 02:47 PM
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December 2nd, 2007, 02:50 PM
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were "spotted"
by a studio press stringer paid to plant these hetero tales of Jake in the press.......
Reese Witherspoon = Phyllis Gates
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