November 29th, 2007, 10:56 PM
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Britney Spears is so desperate for a man that she offered Mike Marchand, the twenty-nine year old waiter/aspiring actor to whom she was romantically linked last week, $25,000 to be her new BF. He turned her down, but the singer is hoping she can move her way into the waiter’s good graces with cold hard cash….and a little bit of stalking.
According to The National Enquirer:
“Britney met Mike at a restaurant a couple of weeks ago and she immediately put on a full-court press to get him to go out with her,” a snitch blabbed to the tab. “Britney’s in Mirabelle’s all the time now keeping tabs on Mike’s every move.”
“At one point, she told Mike she’d pay him $25,000 and give him a part in her new video if he’d start dating her. But the whole thing is stressing him out. He can’t stand how she watches his every move.”
“Mike said Britney gave him a dedicated cell phone and she texts him constantly.”
“I think he’s stringing her along, and the odds are this guy will end up using her and she’ll only get hurt again.”
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Waiter Offered $25,000 And Acting Career To Date Britney Spears
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November 30th, 2007, 12:30 AM
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wow, if that's true she's really pathetic
how can she be with people (it was the same thing with Kfed)
knowing they're just using her for money/fame?
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November 30th, 2007, 12:53 AM
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She's buying them, treating them like a disposable service. Same with K-Fed. I wouldn't be surprised if she never learned to tell a genuine relationship from an opportunistic one. To her they're likely one and the same. It's sad if it's true.
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November 30th, 2007, 01:01 AM
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don't worry, 2 days and it'll all be over for Britney anyway.
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November 30th, 2007, 01:59 AM
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I'd date her for 25k, but I'd need to have a barf bag with me at all times and a close pin to put on my nose. For sex, she'd have to give me another 25k and I need to put on 3 extra durable condoms and then slip into a scuba diving suit just to be safe.
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November 30th, 2007, 02:04 AM
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Two words: restraining order.
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November 30th, 2007, 02:05 AM
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Now, ^^that would be a freakin' riot! I would lol and lol...
That would be excellent fuel for her crazy train!
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November 30th, 2007, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Beeyotch
She's buying them, treating them like a disposable service. Same with K-Fed. I wouldn't be surprised if she never learned to tell a genuine relationship from an opportunistic one. To her they're likely one and the same. It's sad if it's true.
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As much as I dislike Britney, I think that with K-Fed it was the other way around: K-Fed using Britney.
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November 30th, 2007, 08:16 AM
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Kevin may have used her, but she's the one who pursued him and asked him to marry her.
You'd think Brit might have learned from that experience..that all the money in the world can't keep a guy with you. But nope, here she goes again, trying to buy herself another man.
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November 30th, 2007, 08:29 AM
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Wow. She is really desperate.
At least she's accepted the fact that nobody would willingly like her or hang out with her out of their own free will.
She's bought friends for years. Boyfriends wasn't long off.
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November 30th, 2007, 08:34 AM
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$25K and an acting career?
I'll go out with her for $25/K!
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November 30th, 2007, 08:50 AM
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going out with her IS the acting career, you have to ACT like you want to be there.
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November 30th, 2007, 09:23 AM
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I question the validity of this.
Your average man wouldn't need a cash incentive to date Britney.
My boyfriend says even with the extra weight, she's still hot and fuckable, and he doesn't exactly have low standards.
This is spin....Britney's self-esteem is low, but not that low.
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November 30th, 2007, 10:12 AM
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This story is probably fake but I doubt anyone in their right/sound mind would date Britters now. How the mighty have fallen.
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November 30th, 2007, 11:46 AM
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I am sure there are plenty of publicity hungy dudes out there willing to date Britney just for the exposure. How sad if she feels that she has to pay someone to go out with her. She's creepy if this is true.
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