November 29th, 2007, 01:53 PM
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In Touch has proof JR Rotem is a pig
 Britney’s pregnancy: In Touch sets the record straight
Contrary to the statement J.R. Rotem released on November 28, In Touch has documented proof that on Monday, November 26, the music producer did indeed confirm in these text messages that Britney is pregnant and that he is the father. When asked about rumors about Britney's pregnancy and whether he is the father, J.R. texted "It's true." And when questioned about Britney's intentions regarding her unborn baby, he responded, "No clue on what she will do. She is unpredictable."
So is he a pig? Or Britney pretending it never happened? Why do I care?!? 
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November 29th, 2007, 01:56 PM
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Of course he's a pig. He slept with Britney. It goes without saying really.....
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November 29th, 2007, 02:02 PM
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Not reallly 'proof' since they could have put any number in their phone book under his name.... but, oh well. Anything to sell magazines. I'm just waiting for some pap to go dumpster diving for Brit Brit's used E.P.T.
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November 29th, 2007, 02:02 PM
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It's totally within the realm of possibility that it's true and this dimwit is pretending it never happened. No way of us finding out, short of finding an itemized doctor's bill for an abortion in her name.
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November 29th, 2007, 02:03 PM
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Why no condom???
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November 29th, 2007, 02:08 PM
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^ 'Cuz he's a pig and she's just stupid.
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November 29th, 2007, 02:11 PM
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Wow, they make the ugliest couple EVER.
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November 29th, 2007, 02:40 PM
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In related news...Lindsay Lohan is a cokehead.
Things we already knew...
If she wAS pregnant, she prob had an abortion between Starbucks and 7-11 runs.
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November 29th, 2007, 02:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lily
Wow, they make the ugliest couple EVER.
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Perfectly suited!
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November 29th, 2007, 02:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bijoux
Why no condom???
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He's a glutton for punishment.
Besides, chemical castration is so expensive these days. Why pay for it, when you can just stick your CHeeto into Brit Brit and have it sizzle and fall off...?
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November 29th, 2007, 03:29 PM
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How is THAT proof? Whatever.
JR, in the Billiard Room, with a cell phone.
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November 29th, 2007, 03:40 PM
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He's probably just fucking with them....to get his name back in the papers, because...he's a pig.
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November 29th, 2007, 03:52 PM
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Boy. She can really pick the ugliest men.
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November 29th, 2007, 04:03 PM
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^^ Have you seen her? She's no prize either and she looks like she smells like rotten crotch and stale cheetos mixed with tobacco.
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November 29th, 2007, 04:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirsten89
^^ Have you seen her? She's no prize either and she looks like she smells like rotten crotch and stale cheetos mixed with tobacco.
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 Good description. I always thought of her sort of like the floor of a taxi. It needs that subtle hint of vomit.
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