In Touch has proof JR Rotem is a pig

mrs.v · November 29th, 2007, 12:53 PM

Britney’s pregnancy: In Touch sets the record straight

Contrary to the statement J.R. Rotem released on November 28, In Touch has documented proof that on Monday, November 26, the music producer did indeed confirm in these text messages that Britney is pregnant and that he is the father. When asked about rumors about Britney's pregnancy and whether he is the father, J.R. texted "It's true." And when questioned about Britney's intentions regarding her unborn baby, he responded, "No clue on what she will do. She is unpredictable."

So is he a pig? Or Britney pretending it never happened? Why do I care?!?

twitchy · November 29th, 2007, 12:56 PM

Of course he's a pig. He slept with Britney. It goes without saying really.....

Penny Lane · November 29th, 2007, 01:02 PM

Not reallly 'proof' since they could have put any number in their phone book under his name.... but, oh well. Anything to sell magazines. I'm just waiting for some pap to go dumpster diving for Brit Brit's used E.P.T.

Beeyotch · November 29th, 2007, 01:02 PM

It's totally within the realm of possibility that it's true and this dimwit is pretending it never happened. No way of us finding out, short of finding an itemized doctor's bill for an abortion in her name.

Bijoux · November 29th, 2007, 01:03 PM

Why no condom???

Blackberry · November 29th, 2007, 01:08 PM

^ 'Cuz he's a pig and she's just stupid.

Lily · November 29th, 2007, 01:11 PM

Wow, they make the ugliest couple EVER.

cmmdee · November 29th, 2007, 01:40 PM

In related news...Lindsay Lohan is a cokehead.

Things we already knew...

If she wAS pregnant, she prob had an abortion between Starbucks and 7-11 runs.

twitchy · November 29th, 2007, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lily

Wow, they make the ugliest couple EVER.

Perfectly suited!

Penny Lane · November 29th, 2007, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bijoux

Why no condom???

He's a glutton for punishment.

Besides, chemical castration is so expensive these days. Why pay for it, when you can just stick your CHeeto into Brit Brit and have it sizzle and fall off...?

heathersharon · November 29th, 2007, 02:29 PM

How is THAT proof? Whatever.

JR, in the Billiard Room, with a cell phone.

LynnieD · November 29th, 2007, 02:40 PM

He's probably just fucking with them....to get his name back in the papers, because...he's a pig.

darksithbunny · November 29th, 2007, 02:52 PM

Boy. She can really pick the ugliest men.

Kirsten89 · November 29th, 2007, 03:03 PM

^^ Have you seen her? She's no prize either and she looks like she smells like rotten crotch and stale cheetos mixed with tobacco.

twitchy · November 29th, 2007, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Kirsten89

^^ Have you seen her? She's no prize either and she looks like she smells like rotten crotch and stale cheetos mixed with tobacco.

Good description. I always thought of her sort of like the floor of a taxi. It needs that subtle hint of vomit.

November 29th, 2007, 12:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
mrs.v Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: highway jammed with broken heroes Posts: 22,603	In Touch has proof JR Rotem is a pig *Britney’s pregnancy: In Touch* sets the record straight Contrary to the statement J.R. Rotem** released on November 28, In Touch has documented proof that on Monday, November 26, the music producer did indeed confirm in these text messages that Britney is pregnant and that he is the father. When asked about rumors about Britney's pregnancy and whether he is the father, J.R. texted "It's true." And when questioned about Britney's intentions regarding her unborn baby, he responded, "No clue on what she will do. She is unpredictable." So is he a pig? Or Britney pretending it never happened? Why do I care?!? __________________ eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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twitchy Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Dancing on your grave!!!! Posts: 9,135	Of course he's a pig. He slept with Britney. It goes without saying really..... __________________ "The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club

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heathersharon Gold Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In ur internetz. Gossipin'. Posts: 1,404	How is THAT proof? Whatever. JR, in the Billiard Room, with a cell phone. __________________

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darksithbunny Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,023	Boy. She can really pick the ugliest men. __________________ "Didn't Happen!"~Judge Judy

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Penny Lane Elite Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 21,637	Not reallly 'proof' since they could have put any number in their phone book under his name.... but, oh well. Anything to sell magazines. I'm just waiting for some pap to go dumpster diving for Brit Brit's used E.P.T.

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Beeyotch Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: L.A. Posts: 19,613	It's totally within the realm of possibility that it's true and this dimwit is pretending it never happened. No way of us finding out, short of finding an itemized doctor's bill for an abortion in her name.

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Bijoux Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Salem Posts: 4,871	Why no condom???

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Blackberry Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Land of Oz Posts: 3,110	^ 'Cuz he's a pig and she's just stupid.

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Lily Hit By Ban Bus! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Everywhere and nowhere. Posts: 9,457	Wow, they make the ugliest couple EVER.

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cmmdee Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Eva's Love Den Posts: 25,591	In related news...Lindsay Lohan is a cokehead. Things we already knew... If she wAS pregnant, she prob had an abortion between Starbucks and 7-11 runs.

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LynnieD Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 33,472	He's probably just fucking with them....to get his name back in the papers, because...he's a pig.

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Kirsten89 Gold Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,386	^^ Have you seen her? She's no prize either and she looks like she smells like rotten crotch and stale cheetos mixed with tobacco.

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