November 29th, 2007, 01:22 AM
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Paris Hilton wants babies ASAP
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Paris Hilton has told PEOPLE magazine that she wants to have babies so she can have play dates with on-again/off-again best bud Nicole Richie. Richie is expecting her first child with rocker Joel Madden in January 2008.Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old, she told PEOPLE at the Nissan Live Sets One Year Anniversary Party. I was just telling her, I want a baby so that our babies can play together.
Still, Hilton admits, she has a few things to take care of first like finding a man! I dont have a boyfriend right now, the Simple Life star insisted. But I would love to start a family.
I have never been a fan of mandatory birth control but my beliefs are quickly changing.
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Paris Hilton Wants Babies ASAP--Bumpshack.com
Oy, here we go again.
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November 29th, 2007, 01:30 AM
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The baby will be safely in the hands of a nanny
and just might survive. One playdate and banned
will be bored of the whole thing anyway.
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November 29th, 2007, 01:54 AM
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Paris Hilton wants kids?!?!? Not a good idea in my book, basically will be raised by a nanny. 
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November 29th, 2007, 02:01 AM
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Paris Hilton says YES. Paris Hilton's diseased uterus and the rest of the world say NO, NO, NO!
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November 29th, 2007, 02:37 AM
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what a fantastic reason to become a parent......
she's so jealous and desperate
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November 29th, 2007, 02:44 AM
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she doesn't need a boyfriend to have a kid.
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Gorgeousness & gorgeousity made flesh.....
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November 29th, 2007, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by nycgirly101
what a fantastic reason to become a parent......
she's so jealous and desperate
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No kidding. This ranks up there with wanting a baby just so you can name something and dress it up.
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November 29th, 2007, 10:46 AM
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Well Paris, I want you gone ASAP, but we can't always get what we want now can we?
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November 29th, 2007, 10:48 AM
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Where the hell is yoyoma?
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November 29th, 2007, 10:53 AM
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I wonder if she can lay off the booze, drugs, and enemas for the 9 months needed for a healthy pregnancy/delivery?
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November 29th, 2007, 10:57 AM
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If this psycho procreates, I think it's a sign of the apocalypse soon to come!
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November 29th, 2007, 12:02 PM
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She certainly knows the mechanics of making babies, so the only thing stopping her is Divine intervention.
Hallelujah.
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November 29th, 2007, 12:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by greysfang
Where the hell is yoyoma?
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Putting a hit out on the Racist Skank.
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November 29th, 2007, 12:51 PM
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Look out world, we could be seeing the Simple Life with Paris and Nicole's little spawns before we know it! 
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November 29th, 2007, 02:05 PM
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Its natural to want to have a baby when one of your best friends is going to have one.
But lets just all take a minute and thank God, Jesus, Buddha, Allah, Haile Selassie, Shangdi, Shen, Brahman, Krishna, Satan, Chuck Norris....anyone will do. Just thank the heavens that this skank hasn't procreated as of yet.
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