Britney Spears shoplifts?

[mrs.v]

EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears Strips Off Underwear in Porn Shop; Shoplifts Wig
Wednesday November 28, 2007

Britney Spears in West Hollywood, CA. on November 22, 2007.
MBF-DiCapua-WCP/X17online.com; Pedro Andrade, PacificCoastNews.com
Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.
Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees "told her they don't allow people to try on underwear," a source at the scene says. "She was really upset."
Adds the source: "She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes."
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with "Barely Legal' stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child."
Spears' tantrum only continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"
For more on the week in Spears, check out the new Us Weekly on newsstands everywhere Friday.

[Fabularosa]

Poor Britney, she probably believes her glory days of being "barely legal" are still with her ...

[Beeyotch]

So who wants to guess what drugs she's on?

[Bijoux]

Now that's the classy Britney we all love!

[AriesRising]

I am happy to hear that she even knows what underwear are.

WTF, if I were the owner of the store, I'd have given her every pair of underwear in stock in the hopes that she would actually wear them. Yeah, I might lose a little bit of money, but the favor that I would be doing for the good of society would be worth it.

[buttmunch]

Because I can't start a new thread (are you lsitening SVZ?????) I will mention here that she did have a driver for a few days but he quit, citing the insaneness of constant paps. Apparently couldn't take the stress of driving while being hounded.

[Fabularosa]

Do you mean the hound dog in the back of the car?

[Grimmlok]

So paps were responsible for her being on drugs, stripping in a porn store and stealin wigs off defenceless mannequins?

[sluce]

Originally Posted by buttmunchv.2

Because I can't start a new thread (are you lsitening SVZ?????) I will mention here that she did have a driver for a few days but he quit, citing the insaneness of constant paps. Apparently couldn't take the stress of driving while being hounded.

Sorry but a professional driver in Hollywood would prepared for that. He most likely quit because he could not handle the insaneness of his employer.

[carrie2008]

She doesn't wear underwear a good 99.9% of the time but if I had been there, I would have just told her she could have every pair if it meant we'd possibly never have to see any more eye-burning crotch shots again!

But I'm sure she'll be rocking the mannequin wig she stole on her own head anyday now!!!

[ByRDi]

This story is wonderful! Really made me laugh...keep it up Britney; I love that you have created your own fantasy world, it's so very amusing.

[NicoleWasHere]

I am still eagerly awaiting the day cops haul her ass off to jail. Then again, I may be 67 years old before that happens.

[nana55]

I just don't know what else she could do to shock us. We are immune to her antics now. Big deal, Britney went off the rails again. Kevin should take away Christmas Day from her now.

[MissVenus]

Feral bitch. Who is honestly finding her sexy enough to want to see her in kinky boots anyway!