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    Default Jennifer Lopez' silent birth

    Jennifer Lopez is rumored to be opting for the Scientology tradition of silent birth when she gives birth in the Spring of 2008. It was BFF Leah Remini who convinced Jenn to give it a try. During this Scientology birthing method, everyone is present are expected to communicate without words-and preferably without painkillers or drugs.
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    Who does she think she's kidding?? She'll get the vanity month early c-section like all the rest.

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    Seems like they all go for Scientology when their career's bottom out.

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    I find it extremely difficult to
    believe Leah Remini has ever done
    anything silently.

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    ^Leah Remini = I'm her alien

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    I find it extremely difficult to
    believe Leah Remini has ever done
    anything silently.
    LOL


    Good luck with that jLo!

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    It won't matter....JLO's career is done. Even more now she is soon to be a CO$ star!
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    Silent birth has got to be hell, no matter what your religion is.

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    I want her to succeed at it... and then be silent FOREVER!!

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    if she doesnt have drugs, my money is says no silent birth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    Who does she think she's kidding?? She'll get the vanity month early c-section like all the rest.
    And a tummy tuck, then pretend the weight just "fell off" because she is so busy or some other bullshit like that.

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    She's a latino diva...she'll be cursing and screaming from here to next year.
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    If have kids is what it takes to shut this bitch up, may her womb be forever fruitful
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    $cientology is taking over at an alarming rate!
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    Stupid. I can't believe how many of these idiots believe in the alien mothership.
    And who the heck would want a SILENT BIRTH? what is the point of that?

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