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  1. November 26th, 2007, 04:37 PM #1
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    Default Ryan Reynolds is visiting the Church of $cientology

    I blame this squarely on ScarHo.

    Church on Sunday

    Exclusive smut.

    Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson shacking up together in Beverly Hills. Very cute. Very sexy. And chills, chills, chills.

    The weekend started out rather innocuously. Ryan, Scarlett, and her brother went shopping. She spent two hours buying clothes for her sibling, Ryan waited patiently. To avoid getting papped, each leaves 15 seconds apart so that they’re never in the same frame.

    The couple spent the night at Ryan’s where he woke up super early Sunday morning to walk her dog. Photos can be viewed at Flynet.

    Then, like other good citizens, Ryan and Scarlett went to Church. The Church of Xenu. Yes, gossips. The Church of Scientology. My sources tell me exclusively that the two allegedly spent over 2 hours inside presumably learning about Thetans.

    Ryan and Scarlett – future disciples of the GMD?

    Xenu is powerful, non? Praise Xenu! Ah-Thetan!

    Posted on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 2:17:54 PM


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  2. November 26th, 2007, 04:38 PM #2
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    Another homo and lesbo got blackmailed.
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  3. November 26th, 2007, 04:39 PM #3
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    Ryan isn't gay. I'm wondering what the attraction to Scientology is, other that ScarHo is a strange bitch and probably talked him into it. Men do stupid shit over some good trim.
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    NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    Not Ryan!!!

    Who cares if he is gay..if CO$ gets him it will not matter..he will be doomed gay or straight!!

    WTF is up with these celebs lately? Is CO$ going on some major recruiting/blackmailing drive or something? Holy shit!
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    Oh Ryan, how could you? Is this a religion, or a money making scheme in disguise?
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    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM
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    Take Tom. That's fine. You can even have Will. Whatever. And Chef...okay, great, take Chef. And please, have both of the Travoltas, take 'em, we don't want 'em.

    But Ryan Reynolds? Can't we have something? He's just so pretty...
    Leave us the pretty!!!!!!!!!!!


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  7. November 26th, 2007, 04:47 PM #7
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    What is so special about CO$ anyway? I just don't understand the appeal. :\
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    Okay guys, I've had it. $cientology has gone too far. I say we take a road trip to LA to knock some sense into Ryan's head. This is intolerable.

    But I must say, from what I know of his family, they're not gonna tolerate this bullshit and will handle it themselves.
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! RUN RYAN, RUN Dammit!



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    I don't know his family, are you kidding? I'd be all over that. No, I used to visit his fan board a lot, so i know his family is gonna beat his ass over this.

    He has three older brothers, all of whom he complained regularly kicked his ass gowing up. His oldest bro is a cop, his dad is an ex-cop and Ryan adores him. He is part of Michael J. Fox's Parkinson charity because his dad has Parkinson's. believe me, they will whup his natural ass.
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is disturbing. What is the most disturbing is that it comes from Lainey, who is pretty reliable.
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    Ok. Who called this one? Stand up please!
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    Oh dear.
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    oh gimme a break, he set off my gaydar the second i saw him back in the day. gay gay gaaaaaaaaaaay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    I blame this squarely on ScarHo.
    I concur! She's gotta be the one driving it. But why???

    Are they really going to give away 30% of their $$$$ and become slaves to Tommy? It's not like Tommy boy is on the up and up...
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